"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Ok, I've figured out how to mind **** people and especially women, now what?

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I've found out why I am so good at sales - I can BS and paint the picture with my tones, make you believe certain things I am saying are true, and if you don't fully question what I am saying I will mind **** you.


This actually works WORSE with women - my game now is this "100% honest" here is why it doesn't work - Women do not want a guy who is this, they want mystery (as stated years ago here) but now you can understand what that means. It's not "what you are doing at 2am" it is "what kind of guy is this, is he the type of guy who can X?" and the more X's there are - because she can't label you too quick, is exactly how she finds out whether to drop you or not


But it's not "boyfriend" or "loser" - that's a sign of a woman who's been hit on A LOT.

you want a girl who says "he was too sweet" "he was such a good listener"


because then you can say "I'm not a loser I just need to be a little more asservite"


but what if it is the other thing? What if the loser is the part the other one came from?



Boom, ****ed up, huh?








I've just shown you how to mind **** someone, I am great at this, with women because mystery is destroyed totally I tell her "open up *****" - but women NEVER open up 100% unless you are amazing.

So I am toying with this seeing if girls become real and push the bet in, or check.

I'll let you know what happens

So far if I sugar coat it just a bit I can get girls interested HARD... then I just need to seclude them

but other times I say the dumbest **** thinking it will work - and it doesn't, unless my BS ship is ready to fly. If I can think about it for 10 mens, I could **** the princess of Denmark


now should I?
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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****, ok I know how to talk to women, but I don't want to think like them..questioning yourself every 4 seconds is crazy - also the reason women are smarter than men in social situations
 
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well you certainly mind ****ed me. I have no idea what the hell you are talking aobut.
 
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Don't post when you're on alcohol or drugs...
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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JustLurk said:
http://forums.explosm.net/showthread.php?t=74960
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Hahahaha, awesome!!!


Yeah as guessed before I was high as a kite last night - for some reason (narcissism?) I feel like I am on to something even when high, when it could be just nothing... I'll tell you what women believe what I say high though.. so that's something to think about


as I see it:

masculine - logic, achievement, action

women - questions, self discovery, looking for answers


of course i could have it totally wrong yet again
 
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Amazing said:
So I am toying with this seeing if girls become real and push the bet in, or check.

I'll let you know what happens

So far if I sugar coat it just a bit I can get girls interested HARD... then I just need to seclude them

but other times I say the dumbest **** thinking it will work - and it doesn't, unless my BS ship is ready to fly. If I can think about it for 10 mens, I could **** the princess of Denmark.
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Holy fcuk I got baked just reading this.
 
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LOL...yep!

HUh ? ? ?

The Original Posters Sounds like one of those TV Evangelist...."Give your money to me...because God Will Bless you in your Poverty and Sickness!":rockon:

Baffle them with BULLCHIT ! ! !

LOL...Hilarious!

I guess as long as there are dumb arse people in this world...the Con-Artist will always be able to Eat!

eh....Dude...Please don't post when you are HIGH on Psychotropic Drugs (i think that is a rule...or should be).




Warrior74 said:
well you certainly mind ****ed me. I have no idea what the hell you are talking aobut.
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"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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