"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Ok I need some ideas, lots!

pvf94

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Girl wants to hangout on Monday.


She wants to do something "crazy" not like steal a car or rob a bank crazy. Just something exciting for the both of us. For example, we tagged a train and took a bus all over the city trying to get lost. Stuff like that.....

Shes down for whatever I throw at her, so this is sort of an "action date" if you will. I want something that would be a rush for both of us, and enable me to get some damn good kino in. She lets me touch her, and I cant get her to keep her hands off me basically. So whatever you got...throw it in.


Im thinkin hard here, help me out guys...I know somebody is going to spit something brilliant out.

Start listing.

Thanks :woo:
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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superchristx

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Spend the night scamming with her, for free stuff. Go to a restaurant and complain that the food is cold, that the lights are too bright ... try to get the meal comped. Sneak her into the movies, get some ice cream afterwards and then run away without paying! Bring a hip flask with some alcohol in it. Then go sit on a grassy hill somewhere and count your booty. I mean, the pirate kind of booty, not that shakin' kind of booty.
 

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have sex...with the light on!
 

Dongfu

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Initiate her in the Dong Fu Arts. Run her through a mock ceremony, and giving you a b-job is implied. Blind fold and play 'guess what body part i'm holding to your lips.'
 

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Lmfao, these are outrageous.


MOre more more more. Cmon im really trying here!!
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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sex in public.
see how fast you can get kicked out of a kids toy store (this can be great)
go streaking
jump of a pier into the ocean
rent ATV's

they are worth a try i suppose
 

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CMon sosuave!!!! You gotta do better then this!


:p
 

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Bondage games.
 

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well lets see. sex inside of a grocery store
movie theaters, after you get in without paying
run around naked in public and when yall get to a place where yall can rest throw an arm or two around her while laughing and kiss her.
go into a restaurant when you get thirsty and ask for a cup to get water in. make sure its a self serve drink restaurant and when you go to get your water get some coke or something and say thanks for the coke.
yell at strangers. give some stranger a hug and tell them you thought they were your grandma or aunt or even daddy just have fun being unconformed. oh yeh and reverse the order that i mentioned these in. i love it when i get those kind of girls.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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DonJuan11

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pvf94 said:
She lets me touch her, and I cant get her to keep her hands off me basically. So whatever you got...throw it in.


If she cant' keep her hands off you why do you need ideas from us. Unless she's your buddy, I think you can think of what to do.
 

pvf94

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hahahaha, Nice...i got some ideas swirling around.
 

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Go into a gas station then run out screaming start the car start the ****ing car and then zoom off. Always fun to do. Go into an apartment complex and knock on ppl doors and run around the corner. Then when they open the door they see each other and think the neighbors are messing with them and they get pissed off at each other. Haunted house is ****ing fun too if you know a place that is haunted around you or just a creepy place. Go to a college during night and just walk into class room and scream something stupid and walk out. Since you are at the college go into the library and change all the computer desktop pictures to something really stupid. Like one time I changed all the desktop pictures to Darth Vader and put like 20 other computer pics with storm troopers and on the other side I put like Luke Skywalker and all the other good guys. And another time I put a picture of my friend making a funny face on like 50 computers in the library and called him and told him to come in the library and it was hilarious. He was pissed. Go to Disneyland and try to sneak in. I've done all of these. Fun as hell and I gurantee you she won't forget any of these. Yeah these types of chicks are really cool to date.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Well you already committed vandalism; why not try something that will get you actual time?

Hmmm… Something in between Misdemeanor and Grand Theft Auto…(things that make you go hmmm)?

How about Lewd Acts in Public?

Go around switching yard decorations. Take the ‘Yard Nome’ from one yard and switch it with the ‘Bird Bath’ in the other.

Go around Requiting for a Fight Club than beat the sh!t out each other (That is physical)!


I am just playing. All we have is the example you gave us. If you really want to go do something physical and fun than take a MMA class together.

We don’t know how old you are, but from your post I ‘assume’ you aren’t old enough to get into some places. Am I right?
 
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