OK DJs.....interpret this!

[TTAG]

this is an email I received, no joke word for word. baby talk and all! whats going on?

Hewo TTAG,
You are so so so cute on the phone this morning with your wittw slepy voice. I miss you so so so much and can't wait until Saturday. I know we haven't been able to spend much time together recently due to out clashing timetables but once session starts back things will probably be a lot more regulated. Any way this is just an email to say I love you heaps and I miss you heaps and you should know that I am always thinking about you. (even moreso now because we haven't been seeing much of each other) OK little cutie you have a good day. Just so you know my timetable for today I am going to lunchy at 1230 and then Lord Of The Rings at 330. You are welcome to join us at any time if you want. If you dont then I will see you tommorrow afternoon ok. And then we do eaty and then go and see Terminator 3 da da da da da de de de doobeedoobeedoo. Wove you heaps and heaps and heaps.
Lots of love and kisses
HB
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so what do you think?

 

[PuertoRican_Lover]

while reading her e-mail with all her lovy dovy childish verbage -for some reason visions and the voice of "porky the pig" came to mind ............"i'm goin to kil dat wabbit if its tha las ding i do! Thats all folks"

 

[DJZ]

Is this girl currently just a friend?

Whatever she is, she wants your nuts, and if you don't take it to the next level, I'll be kind enough to kick you in the nuts.

 

[Big Pappy]

I have to answer your question with some of my own.

Is English her first language?
And is she a pre-school or kindergarten teacher?
Has she been spending time around babies?


Personally, I would never be thrilled to date a girl who couldn't write a decent sentence.

 

[italostud]

God that baby talk shyt makes me sick

 

[Biphoria]

what the fvck is this? What are you? some kind of jackass!?
"interpret this!" what the flying fvck is there to interpret? Grow up.

 

[mateo_g]

She wants to suck your wittle bitty ****

If you don't mind the baby talk go tap it.

 

[TTAG]

would you believe?

would you believe that a few weeks after I got this email; this damn HB dumped my AFC a$$?

man, i got to change my ways!

 

[wolfie]

LOTR isn't even out yet...

 

[TTAG]

there was LOTR 2 a while back?

ok wolfie, let me explain........i didnt just get this email, I have had it for a while. im not a fan of LOTR (saw it and was not my taste), correct me if i am wrong THO, there was LOTR 2 a while back?

 

[DonJohn83]

jaheeezusssssssss.

Haha they go crazy for you then they dump your azz. Thats what happened to me, and its why i found the site..

So how'd u fvck it up?

 

[Befuddled]

you do understand english, right ? or are you just plain stupid ?

 

[TTAG]

Originally posted by Befuddled
you do understand english, right ? or are you just plain stupid ?

who's the question for?

 

[Austin Allegro]

Originally posted by PuertoRican_Lover
while reading her e-mail with all her lovy dovy childish verbage -for some reason visions and the voice of "porky the pig" came to mind ............"i'm goin to kil dat wabbit if its tha las ding i do! Thats all folks"

That was Elmer Fudd, not Porky the Pig.

 

[Befuddled]

Originally posted by TTAG
who's the question for?

you. (no need to answer it...even though you already have)