Oh ****!

[DogFashionDisco]

Dude, I have a problem. This chick I know and am starting to like thinks I'm gay. And, I'm not gay lol. I don't know if she's joking about it, or not. If she's not joking, then the reason I think she thinks I'm gay is that I haven't yet made a move on her yet. I want to start making a move on her, but I just don't know what to do lol. We're talking on the phone and she says I'm gay, so I say "I'm not a queer damn it! How the hell am I gay, what do I do that's gay?". She doesn't really have an answer to that, she just keeps saying I'm gay. So then I say "I know why you think I'm gay, you want me to make a move on you". When I go out with her, I don't exactly flirt with other chicks that much though, so that's another problem. I might have that oneitus crap too. Any suggestions lol? I know this is kind of stupid, but I don't want to look like I'm gay at all.

 

[SlyD4rK]

she is fvcking with you lol
and KINO HER!! i mean honestly..some people on this forum just do not know the power of a light touch on the arm, or a brief arm around the shoulder...when this alone can spark new interest in her...especially if you mix it in with C&F

start to flirt with other chicks....next time you see a hot chick walk by...say 'oooo, umm brb, i have to go umm feed my lizard...." then wqalk up to the chick and start doing C&F on her..

 

[TheNewGuy]

Originally posted by DogFashionDisco
Dude, I have a problem. This chick I know and am starting to like thinks I'm gay. And, I'm not gay lol. I don't know if she's joking about it, or not. If she's not joking, then the reason I think she thinks I'm gay is that I haven't yet made a move on her yet. I want to start making a move on her, but I just don't know what to do lol. We're talking on the phone and she says I'm gay, so I say "I'm not a queer damn it! How the hell am I gay, what do I do that's gay?". She doesn't really have an answer to that, she just keeps saying I'm gay. So then I say "I know why you think I'm gay, you want me to make a move on you". When I go out with her, I don't exactly flirt with other chicks that much though, so that's another problem. I might have that oneitus crap too. Any suggestions lol? I know this is kind of stupid, but I don't want to look like I'm gay at all.

When you're out with her

You: Do you like surprises?
Her: Yeah
Kiss her

or

You: Do you like surprises?
Her: No
Kiss Her
You: Oops, forgot you didn't like surprises.

 

[SlyD4rK]

Re: Re: Oh ****!

Originally posted by TheNewGuy
When you're out with her

You: Do you like surprises?
Her: Yeah
Kiss her

or

You: Do you like surprises?
Her: No
Kiss Her
You: Oops, forgot you didn't like surprises.

im going to use that...lol

 

[TheNewGuy]

Re: Re: Re: Oh ****!

Originally posted by SlyD4rK
im going to use that...lol

Gotta give credit where credit is due. I didn't think of that, I found it while browsing the bible I think...

 

[Zod]

Expiremental, but;

You: "Would a gay guy do this!"
and then you kiss her.
which then ensues to making out, and eventually she gets boned.

After all this you say, "I'm actually gay"

 

[DogFashionDisco]

Yeah, she is probably joking, cause I was joking about her being a lesbo before that lol. It's obvious she likes me too, I mean she keeps wanting to go places with me. I'm gonna chill with her, and her friends, along with one of my friends today. Then she says she wants to hang out after school with me at this hella cool town by the beach on tuesday, then on friday we're gonna go to a concert together. I'd just better make a move on her before she thinks I'm not that interested in her.

 

[immrtlwun]

According ot one chick I talk to, gay and a**hole are interchangeable. She might mean it that way.

 

[TheNewGuy]

Originally posted by Zod
Expiremental, but;

You: "Would a gay guy do this!"
and then you kiss her.
which then ensues to making out, and eventually she gets boned.

After all this you say, "I'm actually gay"

Good idea, what about after all that you say something like "See, not so gay after all."

Either way's good.

 

[The Comeback Kid]

I saw this situation in "Friday Night Lights", but if things go right, it can work.

Her: Are you gay?
You: No
Her: I dunno...
You: Want me to PROVE it?

Then start doing kino and such and u probably know the rest.

BTW, the only difference in the movie is that she asks him to "prove it." But in real life, this could work.

P.S. I like the "suprises" idea.