oh yeah got 4-5 freshmen girls coming over to the apartment

[pua1989]

...........any requests for cheesy/vulgar pickup lines to use?

 

[J Roc]

update us on which ones u f*ck

 

[MikeYikes122]

Are you a sophomore? If so, this is lay-up. Just be aggressive and don't be a douche bag.

They are all young, impressionable and in their adventurous stage. You're being thrown a hanging curve ball here. Hit a home run.