"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Oh sh!t!

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So I was looking at my self in the mirror today, and decided to give my hair a trim. Well as it turns out, big mistake! Now I look like a dyke due to my new hairdue. And its 10:00PM on a sunday night! I don't know what the hell to do!

I've had long curly hair for quite a while, but I hate it. I've been wanting to get a haircut, but have been trying to bulk up a little more before i take the plunge. But obviously i couldn't hold out any longer today. I wish i could just cut it army style, but i'm betting i'd turn out looking like a chemo patient.

I'm afraid of cutting it anymore, but there's no way i want to go out anywhere without doing something.

Have any of you guys ever cut your own hair before?
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Master Bates said:
You tried to cut your own hair? Are you retarded?

Not that I know of.


Ugh, get the fvck out of my thread! I need help, not hate!
 

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Does you now look like this?
 

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Shave your head and learn from your retarded mistakes.
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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DogFashionDisco

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You guys are all AFCs!












I piss on your faces!
 

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DogFashionDisco said:
Now I look like a dyke


Hahaha. Me too. :crackup:


Ain't that a b1tch. Looking like a dyke is a common thing between DIY barbers like us. :crackup:



What you do is give yourself a buzz cut using a 3 mm or less guide. That way you look like a star from prison break.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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