oh no...

[mtlwlu]

I have a bit of a problem...

This one girl will not leave me alone, sending me texts all the time and always wanting to hang out.

Anyways as a joke to try and turn her off. I said

You mine as well be my sex slave

Her "I dont think youre joking"

Me: "Ya but its illegal in Canada"

Her: "Not if i Voulenteer"

Me "Ok we'll get you a dog collar tomorrow"

Her "you mine as well brand me Im yours"

Me "ummm thats a little too much"

Her "well if you want to get me a dog collar so be it, i want to mean something to you.."

Me: "Im off to the gym"

Clearly this girl is insane, Im contemplating just ignoring her, she'll get the picture wont she?

 

[Love]

It doesn't sound like you're trying to turn her off. Boy are you sending mixed messages.

Try something like "You cheated on me? What the ****?! I'm never talking to you again"

Then you will get a barrage of text messages, ignore those. She will probably then call you. Do not answer, and when she hangs up, dial *57. This reports the number to your phone company and since she's a crazy ***** she'll probably call a few more times. Keep reporting then call up your service provider and ask to have her number blocked from contacting your phone.

Problem solved, how badly do you want her gone?

 

[daygameguy]

why don't I ever come across such a chick!

If she ain't fat or ugly.. keep her as a FB.. do you have some sort of serious commitment for another girl?

 

[Aragon034]

Say the absolute most ridiculous things you can think of.

"Come over and bring a carrot, you'll be needing it."

"I just got a new dog, wanna break him in?"

"You aren't allergic to eels are you?"

Etc, etc...

i think she's just BSing. if she's not then god help you young man.

 

[mtlwlu]

My plan is just to move back to my university town, and ignore her for the rest of my life. ahhh two weeks cant come soon enough.

 

[Anchorman]

Is the girl hot? why not just bang her?

 

[Igetit!]

Hey man,

I don't know if you're serious about really wanting this girl to leave you alone or not,because even though you might not like her,I'm sure that you still enjoy the attention. However,if you're serious about this,then I have the PERFECT solution for you. This idea is so engenious,I even impressed myself with this one. And it's so simple,it's almost stupid. In fact,we read about it and post about it everyday. You ready for this? It's simple. Go AFC. That's it. Just be an AFC. Do what an AFC does. Call her a lot,tell her she's beautiful,repeatedly ask her when the two of you can spend time together,tell her that you have feelings for her. Ask her if she likes you,(this shows insecurity). Send her 2 or 3 texts a day telling her that you miss her and that you are thinking about her. And to really top it off,tell her about things you want the two of you to do together in the future,about six or seven months down the line. You do these things, and I guarantee you that steel chains won't be able to keep her from running off.

 

[#41]

Translation of OP: "Man, I'm so awesome. Look at this hot broad who wants to be my sex slave and I don't even frigging care! Now you'll wonder how many hot women I've got just sitting around on deck if I'm throwing a live fish like this back.

Pay attention to me and bow to my sheer awesome cooolness."

Seriously, it's lame.