Oh my god...seriously?

[thatfeel]

Okay, I know that some of you think I'm a troll, for whatever reason.(if I had to guess it's because no one here would agree on a relationship between a 22 y/o and 49 y/o). But wow. The newest debacle I find myself in.

My companion has 10 cats comprised of random strays she takes in and takes care of along with others that she willingly adopted or was given at some point. I'm really not a cat guy but I help her out with them when I can and am nice to all of them and pet them, etc. Just the regular stuff.

I stayed at her house all weekend and last night we were drinking wine and I had a shot of bourbon, just cause. So we were both a little inebriated. She has this one particular cat that she is very fond of, her favorite cat. To make a long story short I don't know what the hell happened but this cat just randomly starts to avoid me and continues to stare at me all throughout the night like it's going to kill me or something. Whenever I walk around it it scurries off like it's afraid of me or something and it never used to do that. So because of this my companion completely flipped **** and started giving me these awful daggers for eyes and really ****ty glares for no reason all while she sat there and accused me of stuff in her head I'm sure(backed up by her asking me "What did you do!?"). All I could do was stand there steadfast and repeat multiple times that I haven't done anything at all and repeat that me and her were in each others' very close proximity the entirety of the weekend. So ****ing weird. After I reached out and pet the cat my companion said "If nothing really happened then something bad's soon to come". Like seriously? What would compel a person to behave so crazily. I seriously thought she was going to dump me right then and there based on some strange delusion she and her cat were having at the same time. She started to cry a little and I thought she was going to have a mental breakdown. Her voice was the sternest and deepest that I have ever heard before from her. I thought it was ridiculous and almost just walked out but really had no good choice since I was intoxicated.

So anyway. My companion is the type of person to mull over spilled milk. I know that this annoying situation will linger in the back of her head. But I feel like the best thing is not to bring it up. But what if that cat continues to act strangely around me? I can't help but feel like the superstition will continue to slowly feed mixed emotions into her. What kind of advice do you guys have?

 

[HalfPUAHalfAFC]

She takes advice on men from cats.

What else do you need to know?

Why are you messing with this level of insanity?? If you keep it up, it won't end well.

I'm sure there'll be other guys here telling you the same thing.

 

[GS750]

I think a woman who has more then a total of 3 cats should be avoided. You're dating a crazy cat lady.

 

[jay07]

I think a woman who has more then a total of 3 cats should be avoided. You're dating a crazy cat lady.

Lmao the crazy cat lady.

OP take it how you want. But the last time i heard a story involving a crazy cat chick it went something like, this dude from arizona travels to wisconsin to meet this chick, ends up getting sacrficed during sex with like 100 stabs to his body while he was tied up,she reportedly had a bunch of cats. Crazy thing is the guy survived.

 

[fuko2007]

hahaha....im seeng a girl way older than me ...one cat one dog tho. her cat jumped in the shower i use lasnight and i turned on the water and it came running out. She saw it and asked in a pissed / playfull tone did you hose my down? I just cracked up bahahaha. But back to you. Im 25 this girl trunds 40 in abt 3 months ....my line is there. Shes also very good looking and buys me ****. But i like her alot. Older women tend to freak out and get much more crazy when they get mad when they have been drinking.

Yours sounds like she go's crazy, advice....dump her

 

[Warrior74]

"Companion"? That's lesbian talk.

 

[Thatfeel21]

This is what you get for having such a similar name as mine. Oh, and she's a crazy cat lady. At your age, you should be messing with women around your own age or only using women that are twice your age for sexual experience. Troll.

 

[Thatfeel21]

This is what you get for having such a similar name as mine. Oh, and she's a crazy cat lady. At your age, you should be messing with women around your own age or only using women that are twice your age for sexual experience. Troll.

 

[GetFit66]

Okay, I know that some of you think I'm a cat, for whatever reason.(if I had to guess it's because no one here would agree on a relationship between a 22 y/o and 49 y/o). But wow. The newest debacle I find myself in.

My companion has 10 cats comprised of random strays she takes in and takes care of along with others that she willingly adopted or was given at some point. I'm really not a cat <cross out>guy</cross out> but I help her out with them when I can and am nice to all of them and pet them, etc. Just the regular stuff.

I strayed at her house all weekend and last night we were drinking wine and I sippeda bowl of bourbon, just cause. So we were both a little inebriated. She has this one particular cat that she is very fond of, her favorite cat. I was SOOO jelousTo make a tall cat short I don't know what the hell happened but this cat just randomly starts to avoid me and continues to stare at me all throughout the night like it's going to kill me or something. Whenever I walk around it it scurries off like it's afraid of my betaness or something and it never used to do that. So because of this my companion completely flipped **** and started giving me these awful daggers for eyes and really ****ty glares for no reason all while she sat there and accused me of stuff in her head I'm sure(backed up by her asking me "What did you do!?"). All I could do was sit there like a scared little kitty cat and repeat multiple times that I am not jealousand repeat that me and her were in each others' very close proximity the entirety of the weekend. So ****ing weird. After I reached out and pet the cat my companion said "If nothing really happened then something bad's soon to come". Like seriously? What would compel a person to behave so crazily. I seriously thought she was going to dump me right then and there based on some strange delusion she was having about me being human and speaking english. She started to cry a little and I thought she was going to have a mental breakdown. Her voice was the sternest and deepest that I have ever heard before from her. I thought it was ridiculous and almost just walked out but really had no good choice since I was intoxicated. But I'm serious I did speak english, why won't no one believe me.

So anyway. My owner is the type of person to mull over spilled milk/life force of all cat kind. I know that this annoying situation will linger in the back of her head. But I feel like the best thing is not to bring it up. But what if that she continues to sense my jealousy and felienness ? I can't help but feel like the superstition will continue to slowly feed mixed emotions into her. What kind of advice do you humans have?

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[zinc4]

well, she is crazy and you could drop her, cats are pretty intuitive and smart..most likely a male cat that is jealous...

 

[jay07]

well, she is crazy and you could drop her, cats are pretty intuitive and smart..most likely a male cat that is jealous...

Or a cat warning him to get the eff out.what if her cats are all her previous boyfriends who triwd ending things with her and shes a witch :nervous:

 

[adam225]

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^^^^^