oh man this will depress you

[joekerr31]

http://www.museumofconceptualart.com/accomplished/

input your age and it will tell you what people have done by that age in history.

most interesting one for my age, 32, was ..

By the time of his death at age 32, Alexander the Great had conquered almost the entire known world.

i dont know if i should be envious or pity him. its cool to conquor the world, but then he also died - kind of defeats the purpose.

 

[squirrels]

People didn't live long back then. And the world wasn't as big or as complicated. Not belittling Alexander's accomplishments at all, but greatness doesn't always come on YOUR time.

 

[Rollo Tomassi]

By 18, Billy the Kid was charged with twelve murders.

Heh,..quite an "accomplishment"

 

[Bonhomme]

:crackup:

 

[Jariel]

George W. Bush was arrested for driving under the influence of alcohol near his family's summer home in Kennebunkport, Maine. He pleaded guilty, was fined $150, and had his driver's license suspended.

 

[MT3]

Age 19 "Laura began showering on a regular basis."

WTF?

I've been doing that for ages.

 

[Sir Juanalot]

By the time of his death at age 32, Alexander the Great had conquered almost the entire known world.

Well, thats a lot to live up to

 

[amoka]

At age 0:

Jesus Christ was born of a virgin.

What the fuck? Who is not born at the age of 0?

 

[Kev07]

After giving birth at age 8, Nigerian girl Mum-zi became a grandmother at 17.

 

[Bonez]

At age 23:

Louise Prochilo moved out of her mother's house for the first time.

Orson Welles produced and performed his "War of the Worlds" radio broadcast, terrifying millions of people. He also got his face on the cover of Time Magazine.

 

[elmnick]

At age 16: Legendary womanizer and adventurer Casanova was expelled from a seminary for moral misconduct.

oh dear, looks like I have some catching up to do

 

[blueguy]

By age 23, I had created an Internet advertising network that reached 200,000-300,000 unique households daily. I don't feel so bad after all.

 

[~attrACTION~]

By age 23, I had created an Internet advertising network that reached 200,000-300,000 unique households daily. I don't feel so bad after all.

Are you serious? Total respect. I'm big on the whole internet marketing thing, so I bow down to this kind of accomplishment.

I don't feel much depressed either from reading that site. I'm also 23. It's all good though, age is just a number. We're all going to die at different ages, so it doesn't matter because our primes are all going to be different. Focus on right now, it's the only time we ever have.

 

[d9930380]

joekerr31 - funny you should mention that about Alexander and how it was depressing. Julius Caesar had the same thought, it is reported that when he saw a statue of Alexander and read that, he cried because he had done nothing much by the same age.

Well look what he went on to do!

But seriously, you shouldn't judge your life by your accomplishments but instead by how happy you are and how happy you make others around you.

 

[Michele l'Arcangelo]

What the fuck? Who is not born at the age of 0?

here we go with people trying to find something to rag on about jesus.

what they mean by that is... born of a *VIRGIN*... yeah... everyone is born at "0" (not really 0 though or u wouldn't exist), but not everyone is born from a virgin mom.

 

[PeterNorthisawesome]

here we go with people trying to find something to rag on about jesus.

what they mean by that is... born of a *VIRGIN*... yeah... everyone is born at "0" (not really 0 though or u wouldn't exist), but not everyone is born from a virgin mom.

Yes Jesus is a testube babe and his mother never got an abortion. :crackup:

 

[Michele l'Arcangelo]

Yes Jesus is a testube babe and his mother never got an abortion. :crackup:

i'm not saying i believe it... im just saying thats what they meant.

 

[backbreaker]

By 18, Billy the Kid was charged with twelve murders.

Heh,..quite an "accomplishment"

are you serious?

****

 

[TyTe`EyEs]

"Jessica Schram trolled MySpace for seven straight hours during work."

Now they're just grasping for straws...

 

[Last Man Standing]

Alexander was a mass murderer and a serial killer - he killed your wife and raped your mother and your year old daughter - these are "great" accomplishments!! Wickedly great!!!!!