"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Oh I love fights

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PeterNorthisawesome said:
LOL im actually mad white but a little pacific islander, well I do have 50 pounds on him and he's a exchange student i might be nice and just smack him few times if he makes fun of me again and not send him to the hospital which I could do since I used to take Aikido and Judo = which really helps btw in figthing.
All that Judo, Tae Kwon Do, Karate, Tai Chi mess dont mean nothin if he pull out a gun and shoot yo ass in the face.
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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What kind of ***** would use a gun in a fist fight? Maybe you... but most HIGHSCHOOL FIGHTS guns aren't involved and of course if he pulls out a gun I won't be standing there like dumbass and get shot in the face. I'll be running away if he pulls a gun on me though... I know how to defuse him through aikido.
 

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this is actually to everyone :
dont be a dumbass and resort to violence everytime some shi'tbag irritates you... ive seen to many people get fuc'ked up by a simple bullshi't, the human body is very fragile , yet people think they cant fight each other like in the matrix and only get some small bruises......

example : 1 am in the morning , people are in line to get into a club , a 25 year ol guy tries to make fun of a little 17 year ol punk , the punk pushes him , he goes down , hits his head on the curb and dies..... It a true story man , a simple little push kileld this guy....

only resort to fighting if there isent another way out.....
 

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PeterNorthisawesome said:
What kind of ***** would use a gun in a fist fight? Maybe you... but most HIGHSCHOOL FIGHTS guns aren't involved and of course if he pulls out a gun I won't be standing there like dumbass and get shot in the face. I'll be running away if he pulls a gun on me though... I know how to defuse him through aikido.
Lol. It was a joke so chill out. But for one, you'd definitly not outrun a bullet no matter how much you run. You may not get shot in the face but still. Plus, If you gotta beat up some small asain kid to make your self feel better, thats just lame. rather he is pickin on you or not. thats plain stupid bro. i hope you feel good when you beat him up.
 

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I woudn't reccomend it, but if it comes down to fighting. don't beat him up, pin him down and watch him squirm. Don't hurt him.

ps.
make sure he's not in any gangs or anything like like that. I heard some stuff about asian gangs.

Also, think of the consequences. Is he really gonna take a beating, or is he the type to get revenge? If he is, he'll do it when your vunrable, and it definatly won't be in a one of one fight.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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for the record peter north did a lot of gay porn before he broke into the good-porn industry.

and fighting sucks. i sjut got jumped 3 days ago by some 20yrold fvcks on the ebach and my face is all ****ed up now. dont fight bro, its useless. and if u do, do em a favor and dont give em 5 shots to the same eye.

and as for the kids who jumped me, they're going to jail and getting sued. so keep that in mind.
 
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Wow... well update on the situation with the exchange student he backed down afterthat and stopped being a douchebag so I guess the fight helped. I support a fight when your protecting yourself or your honor/respect.
Most of the people here are p*ssies by saying you'll never fight cuz your too good for that. Well to me it looks like most of you are skinny weak girlymen and don't want your ass kicked. Truth is it doesn't matter if you get your ass kicked you'll get a lot more respect for actually fighting than backing down like a wussy. Sueing a kid who kicked your a*s? WHAT! that's only in America! rest of world will laugh at you! truth is you got your ass handed too and you were weak and couldn't do anything. If you kicked his ass you probably wouldn't be complaining about it. Bottomline fighting is sometimes nesseccary and only real men actually have a fair fist fight and after it's over they don't b*tch and complain.
 

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I agree with north in a way.


I believe every man should know how to fight (not start one) and most people on this board do seem to be pretty city boys. Fighting has been a part of man sense the beginning and modern society no matter how hard it tries will never fully prevent it.

But in north's case it's just petty HS bull**** and no one cares.
 

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nah. when you're 20+ starting **** with a 17yrold[me] on the beach, wasted, and it turns out to be a 2v1 fight and then a 3v2 fight[when my friend jumped in to help me out, one of their friends jumped in]. It wasnt a manly fight, it was a pvssies way of trying to look like a badass infront of his boys. I bet he'll look great in them cuffs :)
if it was 1 on 1 i would have excepted a loss[even it the size+age diff was still uneven like mad] but whatevs.
 

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Hit him ONCE and hard as possible. In my old there were only 2 two guys who'd talk to me cuz I used to beat the crap out of people for rubing me the wrong way. They'd push and shove a bit and I'd give em a beating. lol sent one kid to the hospital once(how I got expeled from there...).
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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It's annoying reading this topic. You guys all need grammar lessons. Learn how to capitalize and spell correctly.
 

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Streetfights are just stupid.
Boxing is where it's at for me.
Streetfights you could be thinking of knocking his teeth out, criminal charges, or any other bull**** that could happen.
It's always fun to exchange a few blows at school, though, heat of the moment!

Haha, just read the second page.
I agree with most of it, don't go starting fights, but know how to fight.
They'res nothing "*****" about not fighting when you could get seriously hurt or killed. Then again, don't be afraid to take a punch in the heat.
 
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So ya that kid finally snapped on me and my friend. We were makin fun of him during lunch for the rest of the year and one day I told him he was "full BS and was all talk" he got so pissed that he stood up and said "Follow me I'm gonna beat ur ass" so I was like "AHAHAHHAAH Ya sure I'll give u a free hit" so he starts walking toward the bathrooms and finds out that I'm not following him so he comes back to the table and kicks my chair and then kicks the table. I'm still laughin since this 100 pound asian kid is trying to pick a fight with me. So I tell him to "calm down u PMSing or something" he gets so mad he kicks my chair again and hits my hand. So now I get pissed and stand up. Everyone is now staring so I just pushed him lightly... well he goes flying into another table so I was like... WTF sh*t... I take a few steps towards him and I'm stopped / grabbed by my Principle, Vice-Principle, Athletic Director and about 3 male teachers. Obviously I was sent to the office after that and they thought it was a "racial issue" so I told them it wasn't and that he started it. So ya it's all good I didn't get into any trouble and the kid stopped talkin any smack.
 
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chandidas said:
so the kid calls you kumar..are you indian?

:crazy:
I think everyone has the characters confused I bet everyone thinks Kumar is the Asian dude but they're too stupid to realised it. I don't care though if some stranger does anything to piss me off I either break their nose or jaw and it doesn't matter who I've been in fights with the popular school football jock who was acutally a p*ssy and cried after the fight. :up:
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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watch out he might be in an asian gang ^^ .. btw it doesnt really matter how much you weight. just as long as you if you can throw non stop punches to the face w/o getting hit...

btw i read that crap and if he kicks the chair to u i would of just thrown a punch to the face and fought him. dont listen to the people here that say do not fight.. go fight him...

ps: make sure hes not in an asian gang or your f|_|cked
 
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sh4rk b1t3 said:
Please upload the video and put it on YouTube.com
Well right now he's back in China town but I heard he's gonna visit during the fall so I'm planning to kick his ass outside of school so I don't get into any kind of trouble. My friends are planning to invite him over and have a REAL fight. No stopping until someone is out or gives up. So we'll tape the whole thing and I'll post the video. BTW I got various friends who work for different gangs (Yakuza and such) so if he does anything stupid he's gone.
 
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im a freshman so i get picked on ALOT (and its an all guys school so alot more physical bullies thna mental)

the other day i was having a bad day (fail a math quiz) some junior whose been messing with me 4 a while got in my face calling me gay and all the other things so i throw the kid into a locker (this guy is actually pretty short for a junior) the kid hit one of the vent things a got a decent cut above his nose


well now no one has got in my face and i actually get more respect than some sophmores
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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