"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
Oh great, now plump Lady Gaga is an "advocate" for curvy girls
- Thread starter MatureDJ
- Start date
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Geniuskhan
Don Juan
Fat biotch !
http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-ash4/276853_259775190703659_3995675_n.jpg
***** with a fat ass aka thick !
http://my2-i.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/full_ass_cubanalust_big_booty_star_thumb.jpg
And of course your skinny model *****
http://xaxor.com/images/1524589654777/paris_hilton_67.jpg
Give me a woman shaped like the one in the middle any day.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
HalfAddict
Master Don Juan
- Joined
- Apr 23, 2005
- Messages
- 773
- Reaction score
- 29
- Age
- 43
Lady Gaga requested for her performance at Radio 1's Big Weekend that her dressing room be covered in Union Flag bunting, Pimm's and fish and chips with battered Mars bars to be served and, most unusually, her staff to speak in ****ney accents for the entire event.[8]
No wonder eh lol
scrouds
Master Don Juan
