I'm a junior in hs, my brother is in 8TH GRADE. I met this girl in his grade thats friends with him and asked her if he ever gotten with a girl and shes like yea and named about 4 or 5 girls wtfffffffffffffff. When i've really only gotten with 1 girl, and I didnt even really like the girl. Damn my dignity is in the trash. I mean i'm a junior, I should be getting constant pussie, but no, my 8th grade brother is. I am in a state of shock, I have to look up to a kid thats a foot shorter than me.
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
Oh God, My Dignity Is Gone thanks to my BROTHER
- Thread starter SexinEar
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Local Celebrity
Don Juan
*****es lie. Little kids lie.
And would you please find the hilarity in this? Suggesting that it's true. This only gives you reason to step up your game.
Good luck man.
-LC
And would you please find the hilarity in this? Suggesting that it's true. This only gives you reason to step up your game.
Good luck man.
-LC
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
Skilla_Staz
Master Don Juan
Dude. Suck it up. In 8th grade "getting with a girl" means they made out. Woooooooooo. Big Pimpin. Not.
Keep doing your own thing. Be a man about it. Stop whining.
Keep doing your own thing. Be a man about it. Stop whining.
The Columbus Myth
Don Juan
hate to quote the WoW forums but in this situation
"pics or it didnt happen"
there i said it
"pics or it didnt happen"
there i said it
GaryUranga
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dont compare and work in your game