Official "Have You Ever Gotten Your Ass Kicked" Thread

[PhilippeUrielAmancio]

Through your musings with women, have any of you ever had a confrontation at a club, bar, or anywhere else? Has some douchebag, or group of douchebags ever attempted to kick your ass for stealing a girl they thought was theirs?

My buddies and I have run into this a couple times recently. In fact, just this past weekend, a girl I wanted to talk to was in the middle of 5 douchebags who were all wearing the same Hollister shirt (just different colors) with the same fo-hawk haircut.

I entered and whispered something funny to her. She laughed, put her hand on my arm, and we turned away from the douchebags and talked for about 3 or 4 minutes... Then, douchebags 5 and 6 came in and threatened to beat me up (they were not kidding). I patted them on the shoulders, complimented their similar shirts, gave the girl a wink, and headed off on a new mission.

Later in the night, douchebag 5 punched my buddy in the face at a Pizza shop down the street...

Who else has almost gotten their ass kicked while running sick game?

 

[Python]

A former aquintance (is that how it's spelt?) and I were having a drink at this bar and he asks me what he thinks about his girlfriend (is she fit?) - I had been drinking and frankly half had my DavidD attitude hat on and half thought our group were in the joking mood (ie. refusing to compliment a woman on her looks) suddenly after refusing to comment he starts getting in my face and says if you call my girlfriend ugly I'll knock you out etc :trouble: so I just looked into the sky and kept a relaxed face on, and said I didn't say anything. He returned to his smiley-self about a second later. I explained that I thought we were all joking around. I'm not sure whats in his head, but to be frank I don't give a ****. Bit of a Kunt in my opinion to start something that could have resulted in either of us being seriously hurt and arrested later, over what? A girl? Us Blokes :crazy:

Actually looking at this scenario, I was wondering what his intentions were...

In my opinion either...
1. Was genuinely pissed off.
2. Trying to impress/emotionally stimulate (how pittyful) his girlfriend.
3. Joking around.

 

[Bible_Belt]

I got my ass kicked a long time ago for being a chivalrous AFC. Three friends and my gf & I were shooting pool. One of my friends was an obnoxious drunk and I think had insulted some people. We were the only college kids in a local dive bar. The obnoxious friend got jumped on, hit a few times, then they pulled the guy off him. I was so drunk I was seeing double and just wanted to leave; I knew I was too drunk to fight. We made it to the stairway to leave, and then I noticed that my gf was not with us; she was still in the bar trying to pay for our pool table. I thought getting jumped meant free pool, but stupid me had to go back to protect her. That girl grew up in the Dominican Republic and later the Bronx; she would have been fine without me. The stairway opened up into the floor, and as I was going back up, I had my back turned to the people on the side of the stairwell. I am decent-sized, and no one wanted to mess with me this whole time, until I turned my back on the wrong guy. I was walking up, and he was swinging down and around from above and behind me. I never saw it coming, and I got *jacked* He knocked me down a couple steps and back into the railing. Later, my friends said they thought for sure that I was going to go tumbling backwards down the long set of stairs, but I managed to not fall. Apparently I take a good punch. I had a giant knot on my head the next day.

 

[DogFashionDisco]

I've never been beaten up, but I have been punched in the cheek pretty hard by this asian kid.

You gotta watch those asian people man. Don't piss em off or they'll go all kung fu on your ass.