Off to spain!

[Cloud-uk]

I'm flying off to spain tomorrow (saturday), for the sun, sand and babes (and beer. Don't forget the beer.)

2 weeks, in which I will mostly be nursing a hangover or getting one. While I'm not, I'm planning on correcting and improving a few parts of myself...

1) I have this really odd habit of starting my answers to questions with yes, no... ie. "is it far to the strip club" "yes, no its all the way down this road"...wtf is that about?!?!? I did it in the car with this girls mum the otherday and totally freaked myself out

2) Actually remembering to do this stuff! Seriously! I go into auto pilot with girls I like- good cos I don't get nervous, and I do somethings right (body position, not apologising, good manners, neghits, some kino) but I'm not able to draw on the stuff I've read, and I just forget to throw in the odd compliment, do more kino, and be mysterious! Silly Cloud!

3) Cold pick ups. I'll be forced to now- I'm going with family and family friends. No wing-men for me! So I'll have to conquer any fear I have of cold pick ups to have a good time. I think I should be ok on this though. I WILL have a good time

4) Dancing, I've never really been up for dancing in clubs and stuff, but this holiday I'm laying my proverbial "dancing smack down" Or making an arse out of myself, either's good.

5) Thinking with my penis. I've been doing it a lot lately. I use this to refer to doing really stupid things, like sex without condoms, drinking on an empty stomach, and party games that involve poo. So- have fun- but dont comeback dead, sick, or pregnant

So I'll give you guys a field report in 2 weeks, just for your curiosity I'm going to mercia, I wont see any of you guys there will I?

I'll be back...

 

[ultrashogun]

Have fun man, sounds good. And remember, no matter how much you screw up in spain, nobody at home will ever know...

 

[Evil-Rom]

A big GL HF!

 

[Ronny_Neumonic II]

HAHA family and friends ...HATE THAT

I'm off to crete with about 25 buddies in 2 weeks. RAAAAAAAAAWK

 

[digitalrat]

I'm leaving for Punta Cana tomarrow for 7 days.

I'm going to have fun and get my mind off this chick.

But what sucks is I just got into a bad car accident the other night and the air bag burnt my face, so I dont know how long it will take to heal.

 

[ShizamDaMan]

Spain is f*cking amazing. I went there with my Spainsh club, and it was quite possibly the best time I've ever had in my life. Seeing the amazing sights of the country, drinkin with my buddies, spending nights in the girl's hotel rooms, dancing my ass off at clubs. That's the life for me man.

Have a good one! AND IF YOU GO TO SEVILLA MAKE SURE TO SEE THE STATUE OF DON JUAN IN THE TOWN SQUARE!!!!!!!!! TELL HIM HI FROM ME AND THAT I'M DOING GREAT!!!!

 

[Cloud-uk]

Eugh...what a waste of time.

Wish I'd stayed at home! I figured I was being dragged to a resort- intead it was a lil ****ty house in the middle of nowhere. ARGH! Cloud is not a happy bunny!

I don't believe I couldn't find any fit english speaking girls!!! SO that kinda put a damper on the improving myself stuff- so I just tanned myself up for my return and developed an addiction to bacardi and coke...my sweet sweet bacardi...

I'll have to have a bacardi party this week, I havent spoken to my mates for ages- my mobile got nicked when I was in spain. My god that holiday sucked on several levels of varying sucky-ness and suck-ability... And spain seem like a great place- cigs n alcohol from vending machines- I like it! Ho hum...

Still- its good to be back, and I've put on 1/2 a stone- so my skinny bastardness is beging to go away! Huzzah!