"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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insanity

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i've seen alot of posts lately concerning looks and it's funny how yesterday i banged into a girl from work and it's the first time i seen her boyfriend.
she turned all red in the face and said hello and introduced her boyfriend and we did alittle talking.

next day when i seen her, i said to her that her boyfriend seemed like a pretty cool guy. and she said yeah, he's not usually my type if ya know what i mean.
i said no i don't quite get you? she said he's not the best looking, but he's nice.
i was thinking what a b@tch and i left.

i've heard this a few times now...maybe women are getting more into looks then we think. or maybe she's just passing her prime and settled.

what do you guys think.....imagine have a girlfriend saying to her friend "well he's not as goodlooking as so and so, but he's cool."

thats cold just cold. mind you she was no prize either!
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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she cares more about her looks then her bfs. that is why she makes excuses for him, because she thinks it makes her look bad.

IMO, you can be the ugliest guy, but if you get under a chick's skin, find out what she is all about and really connect with her, she will forget about all of that trivial stuff like looks.


Looks matter to an extent, but they get beat by str8 up game 10 outta 10 times
 

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Unless you're butt ugly. Like the Elephant Man.
 

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I think you're talking about one girl. How you could use her to generalize all women, I don't know.
 
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