"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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So guys, I have this 'friend'(well, he's not really) that ive known since high school. Ever since high school he's always put me down in front of the other guys, always talked sh!t to me, and would basically belittle me in front of other ppl when given the chance. Thing is he would only do this when theres other ppl around and he does it especially if theres the high school friends around us. Our relation has been the same from high school till now. I really do try to keep my cool but this fukker trully does test my limits taunting me to fire back and if I dont fire back he just keeps going. There have been numerous times when me and this guy were about to get into a fist fight(the times I lost my cool). One time I was intoxicated(bad time to fcuk with me) and this ******* had the audacity to try and punch me in the nads while I was talking to someone on the phone. I threw my phone in the other end of the room and was gonna swing at the fukker until our friend got in between. Other ppl do notice the tension between me and this guy so I know it isnt just me. I thought about it and considered that I may have been too sensitive, and it just didnt make sense. I understand making a few burns on a buddy now and then, but what this guy says just gets straight up personal and annoying because its repetitive. According to our mutual friend, the guy claims that Im the one that doesnt like him for "some reason". Seriously...anyone know ppl like this? I think these ppl are the select few that never change, no matter how much older you both get.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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I was friends with two fvuckers like the guys you just described and I threw them out of my lives. I never called them and avoided all their calls until they got the point. Wish I be-friended better guys than those 2.
 

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I hate obnoxious fvckers.

You can encounter a lot of douchebags like this while traveling to Boston or New York.
 

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Upside said:
I was friends with two fvuckers like the guys you just described and I threw them out of my lives. I never called them and avoided all their calls until they got the point. Wish I be-friended better guys than those 2.
I dunno if we can even classify people like that as friends and it makes us wonder why we chose to be in their company to begin with.

Btw, I dunno if it was the fact that it was my bday celebration yesterday but he wasnt much of an ass to me last night as he usually is.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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my now best friends was the guy to do this to me, but you know what? usually people make fun of the least confident in the pack, so what did i do? as i started to build up my confidence i started to not care on what he said and even started to answer back with a witty remark from time to time or even just laugh at it cuz some times is funny. i guess what im trying to say is be a man a build confidence...

dont know if this made any sense, english is my 2nd language and im kinda drunk jejeje :D
 
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