"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Obey your c0ck

iamnobody

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"Tame the cvnt, obey the c0ck". Sounds familiar? I thinks so. However, there's a twist to that. It should also apply to us as well. We should also obey our c0ck. the c0ck doesn't have second thoughts, but is intimately entwined with the gut, the best judge a man can have by his side. When a chick passes the boner test but your gut tells you not to stick it into crazy, you'd better listen. It might not be easy in the moment but it's for your own good more often than not. The name of the game is discipline. tame the little cvnt inside you before taming other cvnts. Stability in life comes from the stability of your inner core. Sound like a platitude, but it's true.
Core stability, inner game, aloofness, ****/funny all come from one crucial quality: lack of fear. Conquer your fear - whatever that is - and you will feel better. Exponentially. Whatever your fear is, face it. Embrace the tiger. Conquer the world.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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