Obese, 40-ish single mommy gives advice on how to woo women like her

[MatureDJ]

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/becky-cavender/loving-big-girls_b_4419844.html

:crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:

 

[Scormus]

Its like advice on how to pick your nose.

 

[[S]alvatore]

1. Bring food
2. Wave it in front of her
3. Sex

 

[zekko]

It's interesting that she said that she dated the most when she was the heaviest. Probably AFC guys saw her as low hanging fruit. And of course she says guys should:

"Do tell us we're HOT, gorgeous, sexy, beautiful, stunning, lovely, amazing, wonderful, special..."

In other words, lie to them and enable their fatness.

 

[Scormus]

Low hanging fruit? Are you kidding me thats like eating from a garbage can.

 

[Bokanovsky]

Low hanging fruit? Are you kidding me thats like eating from a garbage can.

Yeah I'm sure a fruit of that size wouldn't be hanging anywhere. It'd probably bring the whole tree down!

 

[Don_Dom]

Well, I'm glad The Huffington Post cleared that up for everyone. Write more articles answering questions that never get asked.

 

[tryst type]

Or you can tell them they're too fat for you, they'll chase you down. Personal experience

 

[Scormus]

I can't hide my distaste.

Self respect isn't skin deep.

 

[El Suave]

It's interesting that she said that she dated the most when she was the heaviest. Probably AFC guys saw her as low hanging fruit. And of course she says guys should:

"Do tell us we're HOT, gorgeous, sexy, beautiful, stunning, lovely, amazing, wonderful, special..."

In other words, lie to them and enable their fatness.

She also failed to mention how drunk those guys were....

 

[betheman]

She also failed to mention how drunk those guys were....

and that these relationships were guys whi just wanted to do a santa in her...empty their sack

 

[VladPatton]

I wouldn't fück that thing with a rented dıck!

 

[GS750]

I wouldn't fück that thing with a rented dıck!

Ha beat me to it I was thinking the same thing.