OKAY so last month I went to the optometrist for an eye exam(I wear contacts, I'm damn near blind). Well me and my dad was just sitten in the room waiten for my old ass optemetrist to come in, and then out comes this new gorgeous young a*s lady (Think Halle berry, Carmen Electra, she looked like she was biracial). She had a shape like coke bottle. Man she was BANGIN!!!!!!!!! So I went in and I had to do the eye exam(where we put those steve Urkel things on). And I couldn't concentrate she smelt so good. After I was done she filled my prescription and that was that. I left. I wanted to run game on the optometrist but my daddy was coockblockin. My next eye appointment ain't for another year. I just gotta see her again before then, and try to run some game to her. ANy suggestions on how I should come about both of those? How do I see her before then without comin off creepy and wat should I say to her and talk to her about and find out more about her? I already kno she was feelin me. ANy input at all would be greatly appreciated.
"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
O snap I GOTTA FIONNNNNNE OPTOMETRIST!!!!!!
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"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
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LOL.
I thought it was just me...I guess all optomitrists are just fine as hell. :rockon:
I thought it was just me...I guess all optomitrists are just fine as hell. :rockon:
OfficeSpace
Master Don Juan
So you're going to the optometrist with your dad? You don't sound very old. Somehow I doubt a hot optometrist will be interested in a kid. lol
You could always stab your eyes and go for an eye exam with her again...
You could always stab your eyes and go for an eye exam with her again...
I'm almost 18 but u don't kno me I kno she was feelin me when she saw me her head jumped back too. Besides don't pull that age bullsh*t, older woman ain't in high school, so people don't kno her, so she won't be labled as a slut if she is more direct with me. Older woman don't beat around the bush. Besides I don't even kno how old she is thats why I need to get another chance to talk to her again and to get to kno her more. If I get a chance and go about it the rite way, I kno I can get her. I ain't even into older woman but this one man WOOOOOOOOOW. People have sex one time, u never kno.NeonBase said:
daSoCalpimp
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If anything your parents should be encouraging pimpin. They should be proud, a son that ain't a fruitcake and may one day reproduce. You should be pimpin whether they're around or not. After a wedding my family went to, my parents were like aren't you the ladies man. Get your head out of your as$
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
OfficeSpace
Master Don Juan
Hmm, in that case, best of luck. Might wanna setup an appointment with her so you don't get that old man optometrist... loldadmonson said:
Tell her your eye shurt when watching porn or something. Bah, I dunno, make up some excuse to go there. lol You should be able to think of somethin.
I suggest you plan what you're gonna do. Because you'll go there, learn her age, and then walk out with nothing. Plan something and use it. Oh, and does your dad have to come along? I dunno, but whenever I have my parents around, it ruins my game. I do much better when they aren't around.
Go get her tiger! lol
The Bad Ass Canadian
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You bastard... i almost spit out my coffee when i read that. loldadmonson said:
This thread is funny as hell.
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The Bad Ass Canadian said:
Christ. I did spit coffee outta my nose.
Badmannaz
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"i wanted to run game on the optometrist but my daddy was coockblockin"
that **** was hilarious, it's terrible how bad competition is when your dads runnin game on the chick you want..
that **** was hilarious, it's terrible how bad competition is when your dads runnin game on the chick you want..
"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.
spider_007
Master Don Juan
You Must Be Really Blind
Next Time You Go In Put The Glasses On, you may actually notice it's that same old guy.
Next Time You Go In Put The Glasses On, you may actually notice it's that same old guy.
Those exams r so much better aren't they? Do yall think that this line will work? "is that contact lens solution on ur pants or u jus happy to see me?" U think she'll give me some after that? Man I should've talked to her more while I was in there. Then again tho she probably got hit on and complements all day and everyday so it wouldn't of done much.fonderboy said: