"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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O...M...G... hottest chick ever?

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OzyBoy said:
I don't know she does not do it for me. She isn't ugly but i guess everyone has different tastes.
I agree she isn't ugly or anything, she just doesn't fit my tastes. I don't think it's the freckles either, I know a lot of cute women that have freckles that are like 8's and 9's.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Cr1msonKing said:
Scarlett Johansson is the epitome of hotness. She's a 19.

Anyone who says she's anything below a 15 in 1-10 scale is blind
I'd give her a 7. She looks too much like one of those boring, prude, conservative good girls to me. Doesn't do anything at all for me...

I love them with a nice slutface and tattoos...

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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Michele said:
dogg... i ALMOST dated a chick that looked like kady malloy and was the nicest chick you'd ever meet... oh my god... gorgeous.

:cuss: :cry:
I almost dated a chick that looked just like giada from the food channel. Infact her face/hair style was basically the same and she would pass as the 20 year old giada.

too bad she was a 6.5 (cute, but no boobs/butt but celebrity angelic face)
 

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Master Bates said:
Way to go out of your way to find the most unflattering picture of her. You can barely even see her face and that's the worst f*cking outfit ever.
As opposed to a heavily photoshopped/hollywood lighting and makeup team photo?

Calling that a nineteen is insanity.
No, really.
Someone defending that as almost twice as beautiful as a ten is just rediculous.

Her outfit was her choice. It shows she has zero style/sex appeal without a hollywood team of handlers. And the nose ring - just nasty.

She's a sloppy looking girl.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Big_Beautiful_Woman
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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bigjohnson said:
Someone needs to get out of moms basemant a bit more often. Or ever.
:crackup: what's wrong with those girls? I just said they are on the perfect 10 scale for me. It's not that those are the only girls I find attractive. Jeez there are plenty of them at my university.

And I can only assume that you don't find those girls hot? What girl do you think is so hot?
 

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ezily said:
:crackup: what's wrong with those girls?
How much time have you spent face to face with them? That's what's wrong. Get out and dance a little sonny.
 

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She looks like a female Leyton Hewitt....how is that a 10? To each his own I guess.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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haha long live this thread!
 

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Crazy Asian said:
She's whatever's to me. I don't have any preference for women with Nordic/Scandinavian features so she doesn't do much for me. Would I hit it? Indeed with pleasure. Would I turn my head around if she walked by me on the street? Unless she had huge boobs and ass for days, probably not. That's the kind of girl where personality comes into play. If she had an amazing personality, she'd look very good to me. If she was stuck up and *****y, she'd be whatever.

A few years ago while traveling in Italy, I met a girl who looked quite similiar to that, she was coming on to me. She was from Holland and she came up and made conversation with me at our hostel. We got to talking. We made plans to meet up and go out that night to a club. But I ended up getting ****blocked by some other dude she met that day and ended up hanging with some other people instead.
 
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