"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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O...M...G... hottest chick ever?

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kady + underwood = perfect dream girl

btw, you're joking about you being into transsexuals right? I hope so because if not then you would be gay. See if you like a male to female trans you are still gay since you like someone with an X and Y chromosome. :crackup:
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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ChrizZ

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jamescr73 said:
this chick is the winner

The body is definitely a 10, but I don't like the nose and the teeth from up close.

She is definitely really hot though. Good taste in women bro...
 

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Yeah that last one is pretty clean...Definately would get a second look.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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jamescr73 said:
this chick is the winner

Massive prawn.

DarthJuan said:
Now you know your stuff. Closest we've came in this thread by a long shot. Plus that's easily the coolest username on these forums :p
 

i am me

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Michele said:
speaking of black chicks...

christina milian 1, 2, 3
u hav good taste

and so does the dude who said carrie underwood. she almost makes me wanna listen to country music lol

not really
 

SinJester

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Must have missed that christmas chick. Gotta be gettin close to a 10. Even just in that first pic she has a really cute face.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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is it just me, or did i get the wrong picture or something

shes very average to me, especially with all teh blemish on her face

6/10
 

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lordson said:
is it just me, or did i get the wrong picture or something

shes very average to me, especially with all teh blemish on her face

6/10
Crazy Asian: You are NOT "crazy" for thinking this girl is very attractive.

While, she is not a 10, she still looks better than about 80% of all other women, hence I give her an 8.

Despite the low rating this girl got on here (some schmuck said she was average), I am sure she gets PLENTY of male attention.

Btw, That one girl somebody posted on page 4 is not cute at all. She has a nice body, but she has a "gummy" smile and an ugly nose.
 

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from pic in OP: agh. not my type physically. maybe if we hung out & if she has a cool personality.

last pic is cute but heavy on the mascara there.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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She's a 6.5 to 7, which is a pretty good rating. I'll fvck most 6 and ups . . . once :crackup:

Veronica is more my style. :flowers:
 

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For an issue of little or no importance to the relevance of the progression of being or becoming a DJ, this thread has stretched for way too long.
 

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I don't know she does not do it for me. She isn't ugly but i guess everyone has different tastes.
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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