"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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ezily said:
Hey OK what about this pic of Kady:

http://www.americanidol.com/photos/?set=497&seq=0

I only chose this one because it's not airbrushed or anything like her picture on the main page probably is. But still, I don't see how she is only a 7 and the girl with the weird face is a 10. To each his own I guess. Though I'm still curious why you think Kady is a 7.
just different taste i guess.
in that pic, she looks better than the first one, but for some reason, i just don't feel attracted to her that much.
 

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iqqi said:
I like this thread. :)

I told certain someones how subjective looks are. :D

Anyways, I always thought the chick from Meet Joe Black was gorgeous.

I've always thought Nicole was the epitomy of beauty and class. She can be damn sexy too. Anyone catch Practical Magic?

And I think Scarlett is a sexy b!tch!!!

As for men, Joaquin Phoenix is the love of my life.
It's so weird. I couldn't get it up for any of those chicks.

I like bad girls that look like complete b!tches. The pornstar/stripper chicks with the slut face and hot bodies...
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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lol ya no offense to the first poster but i feel the same way. its amazing how different people's tastes are cus im jus confused at how u could think shes a 10

Meagan Good 1
Meagan Good 2
Meagan Good 3

thats a 10:cool:
 

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iqqi said:
I like this thread. :)

I told certain someones how subjective looks are. :D

Anyways, I always thought the chick from Meet Joe Black was gorgeous.

I've always thought Nicole was the epitomy of beauty and class. She can be damn sexy too. Anyone catch Practical Magic?

And I think Scarlett is a sexy b!tch!!!

As for men, Joaquin Phoenix is the love of my life.

Yeah Scarlett is at least a 12 on a scale of 10. She's pretty much beyond what most girls can achieve.

I really don't know why Kady is a 10 for me. I think it's the face. The body doesn't hurt either. Sure it's not the best there is but it's real and not something fake like a lot of stars out there.

http://www.tv.com/photos/viewer.html?type=21&ref_id=610532&ref_type_id=104&pic_number=186946

However, the best by far of any girl is Carrie Underwood. There's no one anywhere who looks better. She's a 15. btw girls that I know in real life or see around can never be higher than a 10 and I don't ever give a girl a 10 because i always think something can be better or there's just someone a little bit hotter. And I really don't think my standards or anyone's here are too high. It seems we all just like different types of girls.

http://images.askmen.com/galleries/singer/carrie-underwood/pictures/carrie-underwood-picture-1.jpg
 

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Good luck getting a decent blow-job off Carrie Underwood's thin little lips...
 

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Nighthawk said:
Good luck getting a decent blow-job off Carrie Underwood's thin little lips...
:crackup: :crackup: I can see from the pick above you like big lips.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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ChrizZ said:
It's so weird. I couldn't get it up for any of those chicks.

I like bad girls that look like complete b!tches. The pornstar/stripper chicks with the slut face and hot bodies...
Maybe when you mature and get some taste you'll start to appreciate beautiful women and not the type you'd expect to see on dormroomsluts.com with six c0cks up her ass and jizz in her eye.
 

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Not my type and I am not in the freckles but she is fairly attractive. I give her a 7.25. Cute but not georgeous.
 

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Master Bates said:
Maybe when you mature and get some taste you'll start to appreciate beautiful women and not the type you'd expect to see on dormroomsluts.com with six c0cks up her ass and jizz in her eye.
I don't want to mature then.
 

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ezily said:
Hey OK what about this pic of Kady:

http://www.americanidol.com/photos/?set=497&seq=0

I only chose this one because it's not airbrushed or anything like her picture on the main page probably is. But still, I don't see how she is only a 7 and the girl with the weird face is a 10. To each his own I guess. Though I'm still curious why you think Kady is a 7.
GIGGITY GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOO!!!!

dude i love girls in general who have the black mascara with light blue/green pupils and "chinky" eyes.
 

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i am me said:
lol ya no offense to the first poster but i feel the same way. its amazing how different people's tastes are cus im jus confused at how u could think shes a 10

Meagan Good 1
Meagan Good 2
Meagan Good 3

thats a 10:cool:
i won't not touch that.
for some reason, i don't find ANY black girl to be attractive at all.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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iqqi said:
I like this thread. :)

I told certain someones how subjective looks are. :D

Anyways, I always thought the chick from Meet Joe Black was gorgeous.

I've always thought Nicole was the epitomy of beauty and class. She can be damn sexy too. Anyone catch Practical Magic?

And I think Scarlett is a sexy b!tch!!!

As for men, Joaquin Phoenix is the love of my life.
i only find the last one attractive, and that's because of her tits. her face is like a 7.

damn, i dunno why that first girl in my post is so hot to me.
deff something to do with the freckles, and her eyes. and her cheeks... and......etc. :D
 

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i love all colors as long as they have an conservative-asian type of personality, and a slim, but curve-alicious body... and chinky eyes... and hot... hot damn.
 

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Crazy Asian said:
i won't not touch that.
for some reason, i don't find ANY black girl to be attractive at all.
that sounds a lil suspicious...but ill give u the benefit of the doubt. maybe its cus u didnt grow up around them? i usually go for exotic looking asian girls but theres beautiful women of all races
 

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i am me said:
that sounds a lil suspicious...but ill give u the benefit of the doubt. maybe its cus u didnt grow up around them? i usually go for exotic looking asian girls but theres beautiful women of all races
I'm not a huge fan of black girls either, but I can appreciate beauty of any color. There are plenty of really hot black girls out there like Beyonce and the one that other guy posted. It's not really about the color. I'm just not attracted to black girls as much. There's nothing suspicious about it. It's not like anyone's being racist here. We all have preferences so there's no need to get offended by anything. If I think a black girl is hot then that's fine with me. I'm not afraid to let anyone know.

but Kady is still the hottest real girl mentioned in this thread. :crackup:
 

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brett012 said:
The girl in the post above me has lots of makeup, especially in the first pic, and notice how that blue striped shirt is ugly as hell on her. Nasty, completely fake. Other 2 pics of her are hot however.
dont know why u would think shes fake lookin. she uses makeup to make herself look good, ya, but ive seen pictures of her without makeup and shes got beautiful skin so yaaa:rolleyes:
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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