Ollie
Don Juan
So last night I was out with my friends and we got a little too rowdy at Denny's after a long night of drinking. There was 10 of us. So this one guy took offense and got a little lippy. He left and apparently called a bunch of his friends.
So my friends decide to leave. I was the only one left (I ordered a Slamburger and a dozen eggs over meduim lol). I call a cab and walk outside to wait for it. 12 guys circled around me, and one of them hit me across the head with something knocking me out cold. My head went into the pavement full force and I got a huge cut on the back of it. I was unconscious for 45 minutes. I wake up and the police are there, and I was taken to the hospital.
So I'm sitting there bleeding like crazy from my head, I had a severe concussion, bruises all over me from when they were kicking me when I was on the ground passed out (tough guys lol!), and my right eye is swollen shut.
Up walks the nurse....cute I'd say but not hot. Funny thing is, with all this craziness going on while they were running tests to see if I had any internal bleeding, I found myself actually hitting on the nurse. I didn't even know where I was or what was going on. I find this to be quite funny looking back. I got her laughing but wasn't able to close her. I guess if it wasn't shift change when got there at 7am I might have had a better chance with some more time, but whatever. I just thought it was funny how that works...laying there in extreme pain and not sure if there was serious damage and all I was thinking about was getting a date with a girl who wasn't even all that good looking.
So my friends decide to leave. I was the only one left (I ordered a Slamburger and a dozen eggs over meduim lol). I call a cab and walk outside to wait for it. 12 guys circled around me, and one of them hit me across the head with something knocking me out cold. My head went into the pavement full force and I got a huge cut on the back of it. I was unconscious for 45 minutes. I wake up and the police are there, and I was taken to the hospital.
So I'm sitting there bleeding like crazy from my head, I had a severe concussion, bruises all over me from when they were kicking me when I was on the ground passed out (tough guys lol!), and my right eye is swollen shut.
Up walks the nurse....cute I'd say but not hot. Funny thing is, with all this craziness going on while they were running tests to see if I had any internal bleeding, I found myself actually hitting on the nurse. I didn't even know where I was or what was going on. I find this to be quite funny looking back. I got her laughing but wasn't able to close her. I guess if it wasn't shift change when got there at 7am I might have had a better chance with some more time, but whatever. I just thought it was funny how that works...laying there in extreme pain and not sure if there was serious damage and all I was thinking about was getting a date with a girl who wasn't even all that good looking.