"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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nurdy ***** all angry at me, sex?

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I talk to this east european blonde (I would give her an 8) in the library once in a while. She´s all serious about her chemistry book´s, I used this to pick on her and lured her into thinking she is missing out concerning parties, guys, etc… She obviously likes me.

Last week I ran into her when she got out of her dorky boyfriends car (she told me about having one). I made fun of him (“Who is this, your little brother?”) and guess what, she laughs to please me. So I think to myself, that´s it, next step. She might be smart, but I`m smarter, so I offer my help with some chemistry stuff (in a playful, ****y and funny way leaving no doubt about my intentions). She´s all happy and we are supposed to meet the next day.

I show up, wait for 10 minutes, she doesn´t show up, I leave. I meet her by coincidence three days later and she starts *****ing like I never saw a women ***** before (she will fail a test now, whatever…). I fuel her anger on purpose by giving her all the fault for the little incident. Finally she´s about to cry and leaves. I think to myself, nice, I won the argument.

MY QUESTION: Next step? I will run into her for sure in a couple of days. How do I turn all this energy of hers into mindblowing sex? Or should I simply next this psycho?
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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We don't need jerky immature boys like you in this forum. There's a high school forum where you'll feel right at home. And to the rest of the under 21 DJs go there.
 

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Originally posted by DonJuanMonk
We don't need jerky immature boys like you in this forum. There's a high school forum where you'll feel right at home. And to the rest of the under 21 DJs go there.
yeah, because everyone under 21 is in highschool.
 
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so let make sure I got this clear. The chick didn't show up, and then had the nuts to trow a fit because you didn't wait for her????


:crackup: :crackup: alright :crackup:


Originally posted by DonJuanMonk
We don't need jerky immature boys like you in this forum. There's a high school forum where you'll feel right at home. And to the rest of the under 21 DJs go there.
ahh stuff it. it's better then idiots asking if they should call her at 2 pm or at 2:20 pm.
 

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to Rec_... :The chick was like, "I waited for an hour, you didn´t show up...bla"

to MasterInternetHero DonMonk: not highschool, ****head, university. the place you will never make it to. Stop *****ing, get in the field.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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MY QUESTION: Next step? I will run into her for sure in a couple of days. How do I turn all this energy of hers into mindblowing sex? Or should I simply next this psycho?
Ok dude, listen up... how do you turn her energy into mindblowing sex? ur going from point A all the way to point Z skipping the connecting letters... all you have done is made her mad and upset, probably at herself, but the fact of the matter is she is most likely associating you with negative thoughts/feelings.. plus she has a boyfriend. If you have good grades in class then she is going to act interested in you in order to get your help... see if you can get her to do something with you NOT school related.. if she will then you might have a chance...
 
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