"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Number- CRUNCH!!

Liamz

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Hi!
I asked a boy to ask a girl to give him her number so he could give it to me, I payed the boy £3 to do it.
He gave me the number with the Girl there, the girl wasn't meant to find out- she asked me if I'd dumped my Current Girlfriend who I'm mostly going Out with To make her Jelous. I said no. She said she'll give me her number later, and doesn't want me to have that number that the boy gave me Because she Doesn't Want him to Know it. I told her it wasn't Me. Now, she seems Like she thinks it's me that wanted it, and she's acting like I told her that. We just left for the holidays and she said she'd give it to me when we come back,
Do you think She's just saying that, and, When she asked me if I'd dumped my Girlfriend she seemed Egar to get me, so what Should I do Now?

Thankyou!!
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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squirrels

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Send her a note that says:

Do you like me? Check one.

[] YES [] NO


And hope she doesn't scribble in a MAYBE box. :D
 

paraguayandj

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or you can be a badass like me;)
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Nex

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That's just fvcked up.

Squirrerls advice was OK since you're just a young, little boy and he was trying to be nice.

You don't pay anybody to get a freakin' number for you. That's WRONG.

I'm not even going to bother analyzing your post and answering your questions because you're repeating yourself over and over and not making any sense AT ALL.

YEAH, she likes you. And who cares what she / him think.

Now you see, I don't even get why you're trying to get her number.

ARE YOU GOING TO CALL HER?

Probably not, I know I wouldn't when I was 13.

Get to know her and invite her over to your house, or to Chucky Cheeses or something.

If she's in your class, when there's some kind of dumb project to turn in, ask her to be your partner so you can both work together on it.

At your age I don't think that applying the DJ techniques will really matter, all you need to do is ACT and try to get somewhere with these girls. As a matter of fact, I don't think it's even a good idea to read the bible because it'll either make you a Don Juan, OR it'll screw up your psych.

Like invite her to her house, and once you're "hooked up" kiss her on the cheek or something...
 

Mr. Debonaire

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Originally posted by squirrels
Send her a note that says:

Do you like me? Check one.

[] YES [] NO


And hope she doesn't scribble in a MAYBE box. :D
instead, write "wanna bone?" yes, no, maybe lol
 
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