"The Kiss of Death Mistake"

You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?

Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.

One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.

Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.

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Number- CRUNCH!!

Liamz

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Hi!
I asked a boy to ask a girl to give him her number so he could give it to me, I payed the boy £3 to do it.
He gave me the number with the Girl there, the girl wasn't meant to find out- she asked me if I'd dumped my Current Girlfriend who I'm mostly going Out with To make her Jelous. I said no. She said she'll give me her number later, and doesn't want me to have that number that the boy gave me Because she Doesn't Want him to Know it. I told her it wasn't Me. Now, she seems Like she thinks it's me that wanted it, and she's acting like I told her that. We just left for the holidays and she said she'd give it to me when we come back,
Do you think She's just saying that, and, When she asked me if I'd dumped my Girlfriend she seemed Egar to get me, so what Should I do Now?

Thankyou!!
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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squirrels

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Send her a note that says:

Do you like me? Check one.

[] YES [] NO


And hope she doesn't scribble in a MAYBE box. :D
 

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or you can be a badass like me;)
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Nex

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That's just fvcked up.

Squirrerls advice was OK since you're just a young, little boy and he was trying to be nice.

You don't pay anybody to get a freakin' number for you. That's WRONG.

I'm not even going to bother analyzing your post and answering your questions because you're repeating yourself over and over and not making any sense AT ALL.

YEAH, she likes you. And who cares what she / him think.

Now you see, I don't even get why you're trying to get her number.

ARE YOU GOING TO CALL HER?

Probably not, I know I wouldn't when I was 13.

Get to know her and invite her over to your house, or to Chucky Cheeses or something.

If she's in your class, when there's some kind of dumb project to turn in, ask her to be your partner so you can both work together on it.

At your age I don't think that applying the DJ techniques will really matter, all you need to do is ACT and try to get somewhere with these girls. As a matter of fact, I don't think it's even a good idea to read the bible because it'll either make you a Don Juan, OR it'll screw up your psych.

Like invite her to her house, and once you're "hooked up" kiss her on the cheek or something...
 

Mr. Debonaire

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Originally posted by squirrels
Send her a note that says:

Do you like me? Check one.

[] YES [] NO


And hope she doesn't scribble in a MAYBE box. :D
instead, write "wanna bone?" yes, no, maybe lol
 
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