"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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I’ve decided to make a change in my life, not with women but myself. Fvck them for now. I’m not to thrilled about my tiny physique. After some basic realization, I finally figured out one problem, I get no fvcking respect. I was good in the eighth grade simply because I was just about the same size as I am now, only 20 pounds heavier now and it’s been about 17 years. So here I go.

Note: the first couple of weeks being posted were pretty much dialing in a routine and getting used to weights so the numbers are all over the place. Also, I’m working on tuning in my diet, which I truly started today and learned I’m still eating like a hamster. I ate more today then I have in a long time, so tomorrow, I’m stepping it up another notch. Eat more!!!

It would be nice for fellow members to help push me through this with advice and a good hard kick in the a$$ when warranted.

I’m starting of with the 3 day split Warboss Alex promotes (where is he?).

5’8” 173 pounds
Goal in three months, 185 lbs. Is this reasonable?
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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WEEK ONE

Day 1 5/1/06

Standing BB Curl 65x10, 45x10, 45x10
Lat Pull down 60x15, 80x10, 60,12
Deadlift 115x8, 115x8, 115x8

Day 2 5/4/06

Incline BP 75x12, 80x12, 80x10
Flat BP 65x12, 75x12, 80x12
CG BP 45x10, 60x10, 60x10
Not sure about the name of this one, it’s using the lat tower with a straight handle and pull down to work the tricepts – note: getting the rope is on my list.

15x12, 25x10, 25x12

Note: In junior high I could almost bench my weight, about 120. Not even close now. Weak!

Day 3 5/5/06

Military press 55x12, 55x12, 55x12
Hamstring curl 20x12, 45x12, 55x9.5 – does half a rep count?
BB Squats 70x10, 95x10, 125x6
 

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Week two

5/8/06

Lat pull down front 70x12, 80x12, 85x11, 75x7
Lat pull down behind 85x6, 75x10, 75x9, 70x9
Standing BB curl 55x6, 45x10, 45x9
Deadlift 125x7, 125x8, 125x8

5/10/06

Incline BP 115x6, 95x10, 95x10 – the 115 killed me
Flat BP 95x9, 95x6, 95x6
Pulley triceps thingy 30x10, 30x10, 30x10
Sit ups 35 lb weight – three sets of twelve

5/13/06

Hamstring curl 50x12, 60x10, 60x10
Not sure of this name either, I sit on my bench and pull of the leg thingy in front of me.
50x12, 60x10, 70x 14
BB Squats 115x7, 135x6, 115x8, 115x9
 

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Week Three

5/15/06

lat pull down front 85x10, 85x12, 85x8
lat pull down back 80x8 80x10, 80x10
Deadlift 130x10, 130x10, 135x10

5/17/06

Incline BP 100x7, 100x6, 100x6
Flat BP 100x7, 100x6, 100x6
CG BP 65x10, 70x10, 70x10
French Press? 45x8, 45x9
Pulley triceps 30x6 –

Was getting over sickness this day, energy was low

Skipped third day this week – I know, not good, foot in A$$ time
 

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Week 4

Note: this is the week I’m trying to get my diet nailed down

5/22/06

Military Press 65x9,65x9, 65x6, 45x16 – burnout
BB Shrugs 95x12, 115x12, 125x12 – new exercise for me, any good?
BB Squats 125x8, 130x8, 130x8, 95x15 – burnout
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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My water bill is going to go up because I'm p!ssing so much from all this water.

I just go out back.:whistle:
 

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Warboss has left the board.

Very good to decide to change your life. In a year you'll look back and shrug when you see old pictures of yourself.

Just a few pointers to help you on your way.

* Try to get some form of row into your workouts. If deadlifts are the lower back builders, rows are the king for upper back thickness. I ignored rows and my upper back is worthless.
* Avoid doing burn-outs. Your leg will be more stimulated by the heavy squats than using lighter weight squats. It feels good but in my experience it doesn't do that much for size and it will lengthen the recovery time.
* Shrugs are ok exercise but if you do deadlifts it should be adequate stimulation unless you want uber-traps, then feel free to shrug away. :)

Otherwise it's a pretty good routine for starting out, probably better than what 95% of the people use when they start out in the gym. Doing the heavy work and not going overboard with the arm and chestwork. Good luck with achieving your goal. With the "newbie-gains" and some motivation you'll get there in no time.
 

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Thanks Lifeforce...

Today is an off day and I'm trying like hell to stuff my face. Been full all day.

Wasn't even looking forward to that big A$$ peice of ribeye I just ate.
 

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ntssv said:
I’m starting of with the 3 day split Warboss Alex promotes (where is he?).


I heard that he turned on himself since he figured such a large muscular man must be an awesome source of protein.
 

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Lifeforce said:
* Avoid doing burn-outs. Your leg will be more stimulated by the heavy squats than using lighter weight squats. It feels good but in my experience it doesn't do that much for size and it will lengthen the recovery time. .

Wait wait wait.. aren't you the one doing 3 widowmakers a week? How is that not burn-out and doing lighter weight?
 

"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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mrRuckus said:
Wait wait wait.. aren't you the one doing 3 widowmakers a week? How is that not burn-out and doing lighter weight?

No problem ntssv.

Thing about widowmakers is that you don't use a light weight. I can maybe push 220 for 8-10 reps or something but 210 for 20 so I don't lighten the weight that much. Burn outs are just squats with a weight you CAN do many reps with. :)
 

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Lifeforce said:
No problem ntssv.

Thing about widowmakers is that you don't use a light weight. I can maybe push 220 for 8-10 reps or something but 210 for 20 so I don't lighten the weight that much. Burn outs are just squats with a weight you CAN do many reps with. :)

Oh, ok.

10 lbs less and you can do double the reps?! I can't do that.

I did 225 the other day for 3 reps. Then followed with a widowmaker of 155. No way i could add much more weight and still do the widowmaker. I'm not much good at the endurance thing but my strength does alright.
 
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