Back from the dead, but still relevant. Saw a photo from this weekend of one of my feminist friends out on the town on facebook. Her eyebrows are outta control. I'd hate men too if I subjected myself to that kind of ridicule :nono:Eph said:
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
Now these feministic idiots want the right to not shave without being judged
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"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
I think it's more like, the media has shed light on a more attractive grooming method and it has caught on. Back in the day when they were all hairy, that was considered as good as it gets. It's all relative.sylvester the cat said:It's the media that has men convinced that hairless is beautiful. I am old enough to remember when porn stars used to have hairy, bushy snatches so hair must have been considered beautiful once.
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Not really. In these mags there used to be a section called 'shaven ravers'. I remember at the time it looking weird and slightly wrong. Now I wouldn't have it any other way.Yewki said:I think it's more like, the media has shed light on a more attractive grooming method and it has caught on. Back in the day when they were all hairy, that was considered as good as it gets. It's all relative.
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I say bring back the bush.
But shave everywhere else lol.
But shave everywhere else lol.
The bush can be forgiven if trimmed properly. Feminists generally are against shaving everything else as "upkeep" tho. There is nothing attractive about leg/armpit hair. They won't have a choice but to continue hating men until they decide to change.Mike32ct said:I say bring back the bush.
But shave everywhere else lol.
"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
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Understood and agreed.j.619 said:The bush can be forgiven if trimmed properly. Feminists generally are against shaving everything else as "upkeep" tho. There is nothing attractive about leg/armpit hair. They won't have a choice but to continue hating men until they decide to change.
sylvester the cat said:Not really. In these mags there used to be a section called 'shaven ravers'. I remember at the time it looking weird and slightly wrong. Now I wouldn't have it any other way.
Yeah well people are resistant to change. Are you suggesting if magazines started promoting bushes again you'd revert back? I can gaurantee you I sure as hell wouldn't.
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Yewki said:Yeah well people are resistant to change. Are you suggesting if magazines started promoting bushes again you'd revert back? I can gaurantee you I sure as hell wouldn't.
Yes I am. And you probably would if that was all the media were presenting.
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Your candor about the media brain washing you is admirable (not being sarcastic, it is). I on the other hand am more rebellious when it comes to media influence. If something is advertised as "cool" I tend to be very critical of it. I will intentionally dislike it or not do it out of defiance unless I really do like it. The fact that shaved is the popular thing and I like it is more of a coincidence than anything else.sylvester the cat said:Yes I am. And you probably would if that was all the media were presenting.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.