"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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now that spring break is over...

white_hype

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what do you say to the girls you were "talking to" about it?

i KNOW they will ask, "so did you hook up with any chicks"

what would you say to that?

keep in mind im working on these girls and nothing is serious yet

i plan to say= "nah not really... i only got like 8 the whole trip, oh well"

i need some good comebacks to that and what if they keep asking?
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Her: So did you hook up with anyone??

You: Use your imagination....:D

or

You: I can't remember I was too drunk! :D


Tonality is very important here, make sure you pound out your most sarcastic tone.



PIMP
 

squirrels

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Originally posted by white_hype
what do you say to the girls you were "talking to" about it?

i KNOW they will ask, "so did you hook up with any chicks"

what would you say to that?

keep in mind im working on these girls and nothing is serious yet

i plan to say= "nah not really... i only got like 8 the whole trip, oh well"

i need some good comebacks to that and what if they keep asking?
"I'm not that easy...I have standards. If I hooked up with every girl who wanted a piece of me, they'd have a wing at the CDC devoted to me. :D"

**** it, man...why would you lie to impress some girls? That's high-school.
 

InLawsHateMe

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Just be honest white, and tell them you beat off all spring break... they probably already know this so....

How about you just say it like this...


"You were the lighter fluid, when I had to barbeque for one."
 
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"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

Read more...

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