Now James Bond is AFC

[Muzzlehatch]

Ian Fleming wrote the story of James Bond as a comedy, but not in the sense that you seem to be interpreting the term. Fleming worked for British Intelligence and accumulated many friends. James Bond was written as the classic opposite of a real spy. Fleming intentionally romanticized the story of James Bond to poke fun at his own experiences and at the people he knew because he knew that real intelligence work was nothing like what the story depicts. Even the Central Intelligence Agency has issued statements regarding this. I suppose a better phrase for the story of James Bond is "inside joke".

Ahh, I see what you mean. Yep, that makes sense. Although I did read somewhere that Flemings real life experiences were often 'hairier than Bond's'. Hm.

As an aside, there's a Bond story in 'For Your Eyes Only' (a collection of Bond short stories) which would be of interest to all DJs. Its called 'The Quantum of Solace', and is very different to all the others. It details the build-up and break-up of a relationship, and because Fleming was a master storyteller its brilliant. Worth a read, with a good message.

 

[Scrumtulescence]

Apparently in the new Bond 'prequel' film it's revealed that the reason James Bond is a love 'em and leave 'em type is that he was once burned by a woman in a relationship. To protect his heart he decides to stick to meaningless sex rather than trust in a relationship.

So now the textbook example of an alpha male following his natural urges has been retro-fitted to be a recovering AFC who needs an excuse to not act needy and develop a raging oneitis over ***** Galore.

What next, revealing that Darth Vader used to be a whiney little cry-baby who was manipulated by a woman he had put on a pedestal until... ah crap.

Yup, that AFC Bond is in fact a real pvssy.


Sometimes I hate this site.

 

[Rata Blanca]

Nah, Bond isn't an afc, he didn't used a website to learn how to get laid

 

[Demon]

Nah, Bond isn't an afc, he didn't used a website to learn how to get laid

Yes, he did! He was just accessing the website from a secure, internal network.

 

[Nighthawk]

Just found this, haha.

http://www.danielcraigisnotbond.com/

It's full of reasons why Daniel Craig is wrong for Bond.

Not a fan of Dan?

You are not alone.

Millions of James Bond fans are unhappy with Daniel Craig.

We do not hate Daniel Craig personally, but we do take
James Bond personally.

Daniel Craig’s odd looks, lack of charm and sophistication
make it undeniable he is wrong for the role.
The character created for Daniel Craig in Casino Royale
and the one he portrayed is not James Bond.

Edward Fox, “M” in the 1983 remake of Thunderball Never Say Never Again, weighs in on the casting of Daniel Craig as James Bond.

British actor EDWARD FOX has blasted casting directors on the latest JAMES BOND movie CASINO ROYALE, because he thinks new 007 DANIEL CRAIG is "utterly wrong" for the part.
THE DAY OF THE JACKAL star, 68, is disgusted by Craig's appearance, and claims a blond spy would never have been approved by Bond creator IAN FLEMING.
He says of Craig, "So ugly! He is utterly wrong for Bond. The opposite of what Fleming intended, and I knew Fleming."

 

[e-lie]

James is the total pimp trolls here just have a hard time trying to player hate lol