"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Novelty Tshirts

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Colin O'Brien

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Probably not that one in particular.. or at least I wouldn't. Feces jokes aren't the most mature form of humor in the world.

I've got http://www.bustedtees.com/shirt/greece/male and it actually works out great cause it ****s with chicks who thought they knew about flags (excellent teasing situation). Thats not necessarily *why* I bought it though.
 

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No. Don't were stupid shirts with annoying sayings on them. Sorry,but it only makes people look like dumbasses when they do.
 

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When you hit an age when a 1 prefaces your year it's fine to wear goofball shirts. That ends as soon as you hit 20 and higher. You must go out of your way to hold yourself to a higher standard. Not because women expect it but because you should have gotten all of that high school bullsh!t out of your nuts by that time.

You've evolved into a man. Dress like it. A nice buttondown with an ironed collar with a nice pair of jeans speaks volumes more about you than wearing a Star Trek t-shirt and khakis.

You advertise yourself whenever you're out in public. If you want a girl who still eats her boogers then, by all means, please wear that tacky ass "I'm with stupid" t-shirt and flip flops out.

Leave the women to the men who can handle them.
 
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