"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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"Notify List"

Climax

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Can we maybe have a "notify list" going? So if a certein person on these forums post something, you will get an email saying "(username) has posted in (the topic name)" ... So you can add people to your notify list, and when they post, you will be notified via email or something that THAT person that is on your notify list has posted. I think that this function would be rather helpfull to many... what do you think?
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Paradox

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You already have that. Check out your user CP button at the top of the screen. You can subscribe to any thread. you will recieve an e-mail whenever someone posts to that topic.
 

Climax

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Let me explain in more detail...

Paradox: I am well aware of that function... I was meaning to have something like an email sent to us whenever a certein USER posts ANYWHERE, without you subscribing to that thread.

Eg: I put YOU on my notify list and then you reply to a thread that i am NOT subscribed to, then i will get an email or something telling me that YOU have posted on a thread somewhere.

Hope you understand now;)


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good idea, but to make something like that for this software u'd have to hire a full time programmer and you'd have all the specs of the forum out int the open. You can do it, if you got an extra grand laying around.
 

Climax

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Not a problem....

Originally posted by KnightRyder
good idea, but to make something like that for this software u'd have to hire a full time programmer and you'd have all the specs of the forum out int the open. You can do it, if you got an extra grand laying around.
I would be willing to contribute if others would agree to it contribute too... mods?
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Paradox

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Re: Let me explain in more detail...

Originally posted by ~ªêQµïTª$~
Hope you understand now;)
It would have to be built into the vBulletin software. Why would you need to do this unless you are stalking someone?

Wait. Nevermind. Don't answer.
 

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Re: Re: Let me explain in more detail...

Originally posted by Paradox
It would have to be built into the vBulletin software. Why would you need to do this unless you are stalking someone?

Wait. Nevermind. Don't answer.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Sorry ~ªêQµïTª$~, looks like he saw through your plans.
 

Climax

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*sigh*

nah... its got nothing to do with stalking anyone.. its to do with the fact that some people post GOOD advice and there are some people that i would like to keep track of what they have to say about different situations etc, and i'm sure that others would too. But never mind, it doesnt look like you guys are taking it seriously.


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Why don't you put them on your buddy list, then every time you log in each day you just hit "search" to see if they've posted any new threads? That's what... a whole 3 clicks (user cp> their name> search for all posts by this user)?

Sorry, but I'm not contributing to the development of stalker software.
 

Climax

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kewl...

hmmm.... i never thought of doing that.... thanx diablo.


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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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