"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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56andre

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she sounds like what an ugly chic would rant about other hot chics.

guess she must of been fat before or something
 
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56andre said:
she sounds like what an ugly chic would rant about other hot chics.

guess she must of been fat before or something
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Or maybe she's actually a well adjusted girl who is confident and sees those other girls for the hypocrites that they are. Girls like that do exist, you know.

I found her mannerisms to be slightly annoying and she's not very attractive imo. But I agree with her.
 
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Echoes said:
Or maybe she's actually a well adjusted girl who is confident and sees those other girls for the hypocrites that they are. Girls like that do exist, you know.
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So then u'r saying that all fugly/nerdy chics are well adjusted & confident?

It's funny cause if she was fugly/nerdy type, no one would give a sh1t what she says.........but because she's a decent type, she's considered well adjusted & confident.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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