Not so rare yet impressive

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

Epicurus

Senior Don Juan

Nov 9, 2017

a woman hit on me today. I’ve been hit on quite a few times. But this was different. She was sexy, smart, not too young(22) not too short. Slim waist, perky ass.

She caught me off guard, put the moves on me. And closed it off by number closing me. Only reason she did this was because her got smashed at the gym the day before. I can confirm as she did show me and it was busted

I’m still in shock this girl had GAME

Best part about it was that she was a student. Just not my student

Last edited: Nov 9, 2017

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.