"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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yeah, sincerley need yalls help with some quick advice because i have nowhere to go but you guys, who have been really reliable sometimes for me. so thanks in advance.

Long story short, these TWO girls (hb8 and hb5 probably) want to hang out tomorrow and want me to really 'amaize them.' Meaning, they basically want to be entertained by my 'class clown' attitude more or less for a couple hours or so. So the thing is, HOW CAN ANY ONE MAN, DJ MASTER OR NOT, survive 10 minutes of trying to please them both w/o completely boring them REALLY SOON. Further, WTF do I go? for something like this, and how do i mack on one girl w/ the other present,or, let alone TWO>?

Hmmmmm... this seems really afc but im not, its just im pretty shell shocked at just realized BIG CHALLENGE. :confused:

umm.. help me out sincerley before tomorrow or something, and yes, i have thought this out- so lets not have any "DUDE, TAke em home and like totally 3sumthat" :D -because ive def. nexted that two seconds flat.

preciate it yall,
rob
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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i was really hoping for help from here cause i read everything elsewhere,

so, uh.. thanks again
 

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Umm...why arent they gonna entertain you?
 

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Ha I'd suggest going out somewhere interesting that way if you run out of material, the environment is full of things to talk about. Just go to places people in your area hang out. ex. If people go to the mall where you live, go to the mall and talk about the things you see. How about a local fair, lots of games rides, and foods that will trigger stories that they have. Even if your stuck at someones house just turn on the tv and talk about whats on. Instead of being a one man stand up show, pull a MacGyver and look to your environment for help.
 

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i was actually thinking of a hookah lounge or something, those are always fun. hmm, its still gonna be hard getting one of these girls when both are there though. Ill just wip out the kino and see whats on the radar.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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