"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Non-fakeout fakeout

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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boomerick

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Dude will be on this site in less than 5 years with his big "the b!tch cheated on / dumped me" story wondering how it could have all gone south when he did everything the Walt Disney Fairytail way. (the way the womenz in his life always told him it should be)

My inital response was "disgust for another douchebag"....... then.....actual sadness for the shmoe overcame me.

Dude obviously doesn't have anyone in his life helping him.

Another failure of our generation and our fathers generation of men to be 'real' men and more importantly.......teach their sons.


Over ond Out.
 

Hemingway

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Hemingway said:
is he not the greatest ever or what?!?
I saw this blog link on a female friend's Facebook posting, where she and all her friends thought it was just sooo romantic. I actually was surprised that none of her (more realistic / experienced / divorced) girls replied that they wanted to puke. They were all, oh, what a great guy!
 

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Yes that's probably what this chick is telling her "on the side bad boy boyfriend orbiter".

I can just hear it.....

Her - "(her future husband) is soooo romantic....don't you just love this ring....and you should have seen the roses and candles.....oh, and the book...."

Bad boy -" Alright piece of ass shut up about him and bend over....you've been a very bad girl.....leading young boys on like that ...."

Cucold #1 conceived 15 minutes later.

Oh well her and schmoe boy can move the wedding date forward before she "begins to show".

Her-"Honey, I just must have messed up my birth control."

Sad....Sad....Sad......Don't get married boys.

Remember never beleive what they say watch what they do.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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