"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Sat night me n the wife are at the pub across the street. My buddy is bartending. He's a great guy. Good looking fella albeit still trying to "find" himself. There is a little HB sitting at the bar. It's her birthday and she's by herself for some reason. My buddy asks her a question and she said "no". I looked at my buddy and said, "most of the time, when a woman says no, it means yes". The chick says, "exactly. You've been around huh"?

Told my friend to jump in there and get it done. He did. :D

Happy birthday honey.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Dear 5String,
Any Woman particularly those that are socially isolated,are at their most vulnerable on their Birthday.....If you cant pin them that night,you never will!!!
 
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