No shower = more interested?

[Crazy Asian]

There's been a weird thing going on with me.
When i'm about to go out, If i shower right before, I'll have a bad time. Like the girls won't be talking to me at all and i won't get any attention.
But when I don't shower, and I think that I smell bad, I tend to get girls' attention no problem.

Maybe it's because since i think i smell bad, i tend to draw away from them
and this might be causing the attraction?

 

[Rebound Material]

There's been a weird thing going on with me.
When i'm about to go out, If i shower right before, I'll have a bad time. Like the girls won't be talking to me at all and i won't get any attention.
But when I don't shower, and I think that I smell bad, I tend to get girls' attention no problem.

Maybe it's because since i think i smell bad, i tend to draw away from them
and this might be causing the attraction?

HAHAHAHA! You sir ARE a crazy asian.:crackup:

 

[SmoothTalker]

Maybe they dislike the smell of your shampoo or soap.

 

[jt the azn]

pheromones?

 

[decades]

maybe you smell like AXE?

 

[Crazy Asian]

pheromones?

thats wut i was thinking too.
but my shampoo/soap smells very sexy.
so it's not that.

does anyone know how long it takes for you to smell bad after a shower w/o deodorant?
i'll just ask a chick over to smell me every hour until i smell bad.
then i'll know when i NEED to shower

u mean AXE when i don't shower?

 

[romangod]

But when I don't shower, and I think that I smell bad, I tend to get girls' attention no problem.

Eureka! (or is it You-reaka?) I think you're definitely onto something. If I were you, I wouldn't ever shower again and you'll be fighting them off with a baseball bat.


Cheers!

 

[HandyAndy]

:crackup: ^^

 

[leftForDeadPhoenix]

You should bottle your smell and call it something like "Raw Asian" or something like that. :crazy:

 

[Teh_Wolf]

funny thing, i usually take a shower in the morning before class. one day i was too lazy to and just didnt really care taht i thought i might smell bad. there was this girl i would flirt with and she was like, "you smell good today, what cologne do you use?"

 

[SmoothTalker]

Hmm.. I shower daily but before bed, so by the time I'm going out the next day it's been at least 8 hours.

I have had several girls say something along the lines of "I can't really explain it, you just smell really good" and I don't wear anything scented.

So maybe there is something to this.

Just make sure you don't stink of BO.

 

[leftForDeadPhoenix]

Maybe I should roll around in a pile of dog sh_t and p_ss my pants before I meet the day. I bet chicks will be jumping my ass all day.

 

[PRMoon]

pheromones?

Maybe. There are two ways to think about this situation. One is that the natural pheromones put out by the body unmasked by societal treats like colonge or body spray makes the guy more attractive. The alternative is that being in a rested state of usual comfort makes the "target" more apealling to the opposite sex. Lack of agression and strength of individual confidence makes the mate more apealing.

Seems basic to me but I guess I've been around these parts for a while.

 

[Michele l'Arcangelo]

anyone remember sean cameron?

All that crap sucks. You need stuff with natural pheramones(sp?). Just use your own sperm. Just rub it on your neck and face, maybe have some on your breath and the babes will be flocking toward you.

this was probably the funniest thing i've read on this board. ever.

also, you already made this topic about 3 times... along with one saying you grow facial hair... and that you thought it was attracting girls.

things don't change just because you ask it more than once to a different crowd.