No rules, gurus, or advice

[everywomanshero]

I'm meeting a chick in a couple of hours. Even in the dead middle of the day with my car trashed like no other, I can be almost positive we're going to pork becuase that's pretty much always what happens. I didn't get her phone number, I just emailed her on a dating site and told her I wanted to meet her.
I am not going to use any routines, I am not going to stick to any list of rules. Here is what is almost sure to happen:

-We meet at a restaruant, have a drink ('m going to eat there cuz it's a good place). Then after we talk for a few more minutes, Im going to take her to a public park thats really big so there will be a place for privacy and I am actually going to shag her in the ****ing woods because I am not wasting money on a hotel after I already drove over 30 mnutes to go meet her.
These internet chicks are so easy I can't help butlaugh when people are trying out all these rules and crap. I just have a regular conversation than shag them. In the car is easiest but I want to see what would happen if I actually took one out to a woods to shag in the middle of day, lol. I've gotten lots of *******s in the woods, but ... on second thought I think I am going to pork her in the car afterall, I don't want to get good jeans dirty

 

[KingAaron]

I want proof!

What exactly do you plan on telling this woman to get her to shag you in the woods?

 

[guywhoneedshelp]

Yes, it is easy when done online. But you never seem to get anything better than HB7.

Seriously, how attractive is this girl? What area is this? LA?

 

[OTB]

Well.... It only took you 1,500 posts to get to where you are

 

[everywomanshero]

The dirty deed is done

OK didn't actually shag her in the woods becuz some fvcking dog walkers and a family were around. I did sit her on my lap and suck her tities out there though. Ended up taking her to a hotel which is OK because I just ended up getting fast food. Looks are hard to say, face was just OK but knockout body, only 110lbs, beautiful *****. Just watching her on all fours fingering it was worth the drive. Skinny chicks have the best chance for a great looking vagina. She did was freaky ass positions man, this chick was in shape for sure. Ha, best thing of all is her old man doesn't trip over her seeing other guys. He wasn;t there (thankfully) but he knew she was meeting me today. Damn what a horndog, at one point she said she wanted me to kiss her so she could taste her *****,. hha. Great time. The thing I've learned about this Iternet **** tho is not to talk too much about traveling cuz then they want you to take them to all these exciting places. I ****ed that up again today and I can already tell she's wanting to travel with me now. Maybe I need a few rules afterall. heh.

 

[More Cowbell Please]

You're a horny bastard. That sounds like the ideal date to me. I don't like the woods as much as the beach at night, but close enough. I did get my GF's shirt off in the woods once and was sucking her tits, when I spotted this old man walking up with a stick. I think we were on his property. He didn't look too angry however, but my GF looked stunned, lol.

 

[everywomanshero]

Epsi, women do this stuff all the time. I didn;t have to "force her into the woods" or anything, I just pulled up at the trail entrance and we finished our food and talked for a few. Then I said let's go check out the trail. Honestly I think women get off on this woods thing. I find a bench or a log to sit on after I make out with them standing up. One girl wanted to give me a hummer so after that I just started going for it and no one has objected yet. Hotel is still better though because you can actually spread out a little bit and not worry about getting dirty, well not woods dirty anyway. I only meet women who are already spoken for, so there isn't that weird crap of "should I make him wait" going on.

 

[everywomanshero]

Wolf I ended up coming to the same conclusion, the woods is just too woosdy. A blow job is fine out there, but to actually shag gives me the willies. I started worrying about mushrooms and spiders and fungi and all the bull**** that's out there. Hotel room was only 3someting plus tax, not worth the savings IMO. In the car still isn't too bad, but you lose a lot in the way of freedom to move around and with her skills, it would've been a real waste to restrict her in a car. Sometimes money spent is money well spent. If I were going to pork a fattie or someone less interesting, I'd probably still use the car if her place wasn't an option.