F*ck that, I wouldn't be living here if my parents found out. Besides, my bed is the weakest point of my room, it's a piece of sh*t double I've had all my life. I have to respect the few rules my parents have for me here. I don't even bring any girls around because my family f*cks up my game.
No place to f*ck
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ShortyBrown
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Re: Re: Re: No place to f*ck
no I am being serious. It's a big thing man, make it memorable. Do yourself and her a favour and take her somewhere nice.
Originally posted by Drex
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no I am being serious. It's a big thing man, make it memorable. Do yourself and her a favour and take her somewhere nice. 
trevor2003
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the back seat is awesome!
i do it a lot, just goto some make out spot where there aren't too many people, get in the back, push the seats up, turn on some music and have fun!
i do it a lot, just goto some make out spot where there aren't too many people, get in the back, push the seats up, turn on some music and have fun!
Sexy_Malibu
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Don't your parents ever go away?
As for the car... it's not ideal yeah, but hey, you take what you can get... it sucks that you don't have a real back seat, but there's nothing wrong with the front seat really (shotgun though, that steering wheel is a *****). You won't be able to lay down completely but you can get a little her-straddling-you action and you can usually recline the seat back pretty far. I won't say how I know this.
As for the car... it's not ideal yeah, but hey, you take what you can get... it sucks that you don't have a real back seat, but there's nothing wrong with the front seat really (shotgun though, that steering wheel is a *****). You won't be able to lay down completely but you can get a little her-straddling-you action and you can usually recline the seat back pretty far. I won't say how I know this.
Well, its nothing new... the fact that you have homosexual tendencies. So I will suppose youve got some ¨her-straddling-you¨ action with a woman. Did you put on a strap-on penls?Originally posted by Sexy_Malibu
As for the car... it's not ideal yeah, but hey, you take what you can get... it sucks that you don't have a real back seat, but there's nothing wrong with the front seat really (shotgun though, that steering wheel is a *****). You won't be able to lay down completely but you can get a little her-straddling-you action and you can usually recline the seat back pretty far. I won't say how I know this.
Oh, and to actually contribute to this. Go to a forest or something, lay a blanket, and fvck! (no need for the blanket though, neither of you will notice it once you're in action.
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I think I'm going to stick with the picnic option. I mean, that's DJ all the way. A candlelit picnic with a bottle of wine, that's pure gold right there. Now all I have to do is do some detective work in the parks. Find one that there won't be any traffic in late at night.
Eric Smith
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I was in the same predicament as you when I was at home. My parents never left the house and if they did, my little sister was there. One time it was just my sister and I said "F*ck it" and I took the girl to my room and banged. My sister knew what I was doing but fortunately she never told my parents. Its just as well, I know she isn't a virgin so we pretty much keep eachother in check basically. I hated it.
Whenever I'd f*ck, I would do her at her own house, which most of the time they like better so that way they'd shower in their own houses afterwards from my experience.
Whenever I'd f*ck, I would do her at her own house, which most of the time they like better so that way they'd shower in their own houses afterwards from my experience.
AzN KniGhT
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It's ok to check in that motel 6.
$59.95......not a cent more.....for that dirty a$$ h0.
$59.95......not a cent more.....for that dirty a$$ h0.
myfriendblu
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Man, i have been there before. fyzix, the only thing you can do is move the hell out. All you can do now is spend as much time away from home as possible and wait. Dam, that sucks eh?
One pice of advise i can give ya is work work work. Save all the money you can before ya move, you will need it.
One pice of advise i can give ya is work work work. Save all the money you can before ya move, you will need it.
Sexy_Malibu
Master Don Juan
Ok, genius... in that scenario I was the one straddling... a guy. ha ha ha you're sooooooooooo funny....Anyway, wear bug spray if you're going to try outdoors action... I think we all can understand why. Although the wonderful scent of bug spray isn't exactly a turn-on... er... well, maybe it is for some of you?
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sex is sex is sex is sex
Eric Smith
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Wrong. I tried the car thing. The only halfway comfortable position was where she was on top bouncing on me but it was too cramped. It was the worst I ever had. Outdoors f*cking is great because it excites the both of you that you may get caught. I only did this once to a girl while resting from a nature hike and it was amazing for both of us.
Sex is best in a bed or somewhere where you may get caught for the thrill of the moment.