No one likes my Facebook Posts, I have no friends!!

[Zion]

You seem to be a troll or a very extreme negativist.


My facebook is similar to yours. I have 300+ friends , don't own a digital camera , don't take retarded pictures of myself in the bathroom and the only pics I have are with friends.Why ? Because facebook is a pathetic waste of time and 99/100 posts I read make me wanna puke and kill myself for having such stupid friends.

X friend updated her status:
"OMG , HE'S SUCH A JERK". (translates to LS GIVE ME ATTENTION PLS PLS)
Y friend updated:
"THE SECRET TO LOVE IS <RANDOM MAJOR LEAGE AFC-NESS>"

I see pics of some of THE UGLIEST women you can fathom to imagine and the comments are:
"Omg , so sweet"
"Omg,you're beautiful"
"Omg,so cuuuuuuuute xoxoxo"

All these things disgust me to the extent that I seriously DO NOT want people giving attention to my profile. The only reason I actually use it is for social groups , gatherings , college work and IM's.


Anyway , if you wanna have 100 likes on every stupid thing you decide to post , the way to do that is simple. Add as many people as you can and like their sh!t. Talk with some of them from time to time. Make virtual useless friends and they'll start like-ing your stuff. It's like a colaboration. Don't go around like-ing the pic that already has 200 likes. She won't like you back. Like the chick with 5 likes on her pics , she'll probably check you out and reciprocate. It's common sense. Also , a waste of time.


Sh1t ,if it makes you happy I'll even like your photos.But again ,I have to stress out how utterly pointless it is.

 

[TheLoner]

You seem to be a troll or a very extreme negativist.


My facebook is similar to yours. I have 300+ friends , don't own a digital camera , don't take retarded pictures of myself in the bathroom and the only pics I have are with friends.Why ? Because facebook is a pathetic waste of time and 99/100 posts I read make me wanna puke and kill myself for having such stupid friends.

X friend updated her status:
"OMG , HE'S SUCH A JERK". (translates to LS GIVE ME ATTENTION PLS PLS)
Y friend updated:
"THE SECRET TO LOVE IS <RANDOM MAJOR LEAGE AFC-NESS>"

I see pics of some of THE UGLIEST women you can fathom to imagine and the comments are:
"Omg , so sweet"
"Omg,you're beautiful"
"Omg,so cuuuuuuuute xoxoxo"

All these things disgust me to the extent that I seriously DO NOT want people giving attention to my profile. The only reason I actually use it is for social groups , gatherings , college work and IM's.


Anyway , if you wanna have 100 likes on every stupid thing you decide to post , the way to do that is simple. Add as many people as you can and like their sh!t. Talk with some of them from time to time. Make virtual useless friends and they'll start like-ing your stuff. It's like a colaboration. Don't go around like-ing the pic that already has 200 likes. She won't like you back. Like the chick with 5 likes on her pics , she'll probably check you out and reciprocate. It's common sense. Also , a waste of time.


Sh1t ,if it makes you happy I'll even like your photos.But again ,I have to stress out how utterly pointless it is.

Private message me your Facebook.

When you post something, how many likes do you get on average?

1-5? 5-10? 10-50? 50-200?

I want to be one of those cool people that have 200 likes.

 

[Brosy]

What you need to ask yourself is would someone cool like Ryan Gosling's character from Drive have facebook?

"totally bangin' the chick next door lol"

Hope that helps xox

 

[Bumsniff]

Private message me your Facebook.

When you post something, how many likes do you get on average?

1-5? 5-10? 10-50? 50-200?

I want to be one of those cool people that have 200 likes.

GSPSheilds will be asking for everyones FB login info next.

http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?t=198020&highlight=pof+login

 

[my1ken]

Facebook= stupid and immature.

 

[Atom Smasher]

That should tell you a lot about yourself right there.

You like your own posts? What the hell is wrong with you???

Delete your facebook, as it is obviously only hurting you. If a girl asks why you don't have one, tell her it was too much of a time-wasting thing and it bored you. If she pries further, just shrug your shoulders and say "it's just not the thing for me."

Next:

Read the DJ bible

Hit the gym; lift weights, stay off the cardio (it doesn't do much)

Fix your wardrobe

Get rejected 100 times

Do something really challenging, like sky diving or hike the Appalachian trail

Read 50 good books this year

Get a hobby, whether its art, music, what-the-freaking-ever

Listen to the advice of experienced guys on the forum; they know more than you

Don't be flippant with your replies; criticism and growth can both be painful

If you suck as a person right now, work on being awesome in 5 years

Perseverance is your ally

Negativity, especially toward yourself, is a self-defeating spiral

Start a journal on your pick-up failures and successes; you'll learn a lot

Read the best blogs out there. My suggestions for you: Fix My Girl Problems, The Rational Male, Chateau Heartiste, Roosh V, SoSauve (of course), and other "lesser ones" (e.g., The Private Man, Alphagame, M3).

Also, go to this thread: http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?t=197705

Good luck. You have work to do.

That's an excellent all-around post, Half. I'd say you're no longer half & half.

+1

 

[nroug7]

Oddly enough, I can use my facebook to pull in multiple women.
All the evidence exists that I'm a player, they can read it right off my wall if they wanted too. Hell, I even give advice to some of my friends on there - I make statuses about the importance of spinning plates, having options etc. and that these options always exist.
It seems the content you post and the person you currently are are the things at blame here - self pity is not attractive at all. I try to post humor or something that actually has a positive point - but don't just weakly state your opinion, reinforce it to the point you're ready to receive some hate for it.

You need to think positively and get out there more often, you sound like a social recluse.

 

[1-800-HellNo]

Damn there has been some good advice on here.
I'm a loner too, but not "lonely" if you know what I mean.
I get girls, i do fun stuff, I just don't care if anyone else is with me.
I've got some good, solid male friends, and have fun socializing too.

but yea, Facebook is definitely weird. I know that the people who get 30 likes on their shlt work very, very hard to get those likes. it doesn't mean anything.
I have decided to keep mine, because i talk to girls on it and stuff.

if nobody likes your posts, just dont fvcking post... Someone who is gonna judge you for your profile may think down if you have a ton of stupid shlt with no responses, but if you don't have any posts, they wont think about it at all.
Only add pics of you with other people, doing fun stuff.

The people who have a million pics, and a billion friends, don't mean anything. Even if it seems like it, Facebook is not real life.
You are asking people to add you on here so you can bring your friend count up? yea, because a guy with 5 male friends on FB is gonna be soo appealing to some girl...

Damn, youd have better luck making fake girl profiles and using them to write "ur cute" and "hottie" on all your pics.

If it bothers you so much, just delete it. Atom Smasher actually made a good case about saying "It's just not worth my time."

 

[BrownBear]

I still cannot believe that this thread is serious

 

[nroug7]

Damn there has been some good advice on here.
I'm a loner too, but not "lonely" if you know what I mean.
I get girls, i do fun stuff, I just don't care if anyone else is with me.
I've got some good, solid male friends, and have fun socializing too.

but yea, Facebook is definitely weird. I know that the people who get 30 likes on their shlt work very, very hard to get those likes. it doesn't mean anything.
I have decided to keep mine, because i talk to girls on it and stuff.

if nobody likes your posts, just dont fvcking post... Someone who is gonna judge you for your profile may think down if you have a ton of stupid shlt with no responses, but if you don't have any posts, they wont think about it at all.
Only add pics of you with other people, doing fun stuff.

The people who have a million pics, and a billion friends, don't mean anything. Even if it seems like it, Facebook is not real life.
You are asking people to add you on here so you can bring your friend count up? yea, because a guy with 5 male friends on FB is gonna be soo appealing to some girl...

Damn, youd have better luck making fake girl profiles and using them to write "ur cute" and "hottie" on all your pics.

If it bothers you so much, just delete it. Atom Smasher actually made a good case about saying "It's just not worth my time."

On the other hand, if you have a **** ton of female friends.
Bam, instant social proof.
And people will dig through your friends list and information if they get interested.

 

[Fatal Jay]

I know a girl, who gets like 20 to 40 likes everytime she post a facebook pic. That same girl is a single mom, who is a felon that can't get a job, and lives with her mom.

facebook doesn't mean sh*t in the real world.

 

[nroug7]

I know a girl, who gets like 20 to 40 likes everytime she post a facebook pic. That same girl is a single mom, who is a felon that can't get a job, and lives with her mom.

facebook doesn't mean sh*t in the real world.

To be fair, guys will always like a status if it's a woman they find attractive posting it.
I don't bother with the statuses aspect, I post humorous stuff from time to time (and it's mostly dark or sexual humor) but the messages aspect...
Hahaha... Let's just say, I've made my fair amount of lays out of it huh

 

[TheLoner]

I know a girl, who gets like 20 to 40 likes everytime she post a facebook pic. That same girl is a single mom, who is a felon that can't get a job, and lives with her mom.

facebook doesn't mean sh*t in the real world.

How did this girl get so popular?

If you do not have 40 likes everytime you post something, that means you are a loser.

Do you have 40 likes?

I have 0, and I don't have any pictures at all on my facebook
because I don't have any friends to take pictures with.

I usually ask like the Waitress or Waiter at restaurants I go to to take pictures with me.

So I only have those pictures, but I can't post those up.

Does anyone have a facebook account and no pictures to put up because you have no friends to take them with?

 

[TheStig]

How did this girl get so popular?

If you do not have 40 likes everytime you post something, that means you are a loser.

Do you have 40 likes?

I have 0, and I don't have any pictures at all on my facebook
because I don't have any friends to take pictures with.

I usually ask like the Waitress or Waiter at restaurants I go to to take pictures with me.

So I only have those pictures, but I can't post those up.

Does anyone have a facebook account and no pictures to put up because you have no friends to take them with?

Dude quit fvcking worrying about facebook......it's facebook for fvcks sake, not real life.

 

[1-800-HellNo]

Ok he's clearly trolling now.

Why do you take pics with waitresses?

 

[Vidrio]

How did this girl get so popular?

All a girl has to do is be a 7+ and she'll get a ton of friend requests, messages and likes everyday from thirsty ass dudes. I asked for your fb so I could look at it, but I actually deleted my fb two months ago, and I suggest you do the same.

 

[DJ Bax]

Obvious troll... I might start doing the waitress picture thing though, could be a corny opener lol

 

[self-respect]

Either a troll or man this kid's life is going to take a while to fix.

But for facebook in general, does any guy still use it? Even my non-community guy friends stopped caring after college. I got off it a few years back but from what I've heard it's a bunch of chicks AWing and instagramming and guys who rarely post or just look up drunk half-naked pics of the HB8 they want to F, if she still posts them. Coming from a professional setting many girls know how the internet can hurt them in their career and hide things now. I guess the chat feature can help you hook up with girls you lost contact with a long time back. Bottom line is the internet's moved past it to things like barstool, pinterest, twitter and forums like this.

 

[Fatal Jay]

dude is right, thirsty dudes are the reason why girls get a lot of likes on their page, at the sametime the girl knows these guys are thirsty and they use them to boost their self esteem.

 

[Who Dares Win]

dude is right, thirsty dudes are the reason why girls get a lot of likes on their page, at the sametime the girl knows these guys are thirsty and they use them to boost their self esteem.

Thats true, I've been trying to hijack this sistem by avoiding putting likes to attention wh0res and instead putting them on my guy friends when they change their avatar picture or post something, just trying to counterbalance it.