"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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No Masturbating - Am I normal?

antidonjuan

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sinjester, so based on ur opinion: what should i do? start masturbating at night? it's not a habit of mine, will masturbating be a great thing to develop even i am not used to it?



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"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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collalife

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antidonjuan said:
sinjester, so based on ur opinion: what should i do? start masturbating at night? it's not a habit of mine, will masturbating be a great thing to develop even i am not used to it?



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lol.....are you serious... lol. i say: DONT. but if want to go right ahead.
 

antidonjuan

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errhh i am now really confused. one side says masturbating is healthy and it's a good habit, but others think it's a bad habit.
 

Daddy The Pimp

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antidonjuan said:
but others think it's a bad habit.
Dont listen to them lol . Masturbation is normal process that everyone does it no matter what they say .

Anyway , i have a present for you .

HERE YOU HAVE IT

Dont click on the link if you are less than -18 or you're in presence of childrens or family members .
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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this is definitely not normal. sit yourself down on a fast Internet connection and get busy.
 
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