"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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No Masturbating - Am I normal?

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I looked at the archieve and I saw a masturbation discussion thread and I was shocked about how many guys masturbate! In fact, I have masturbated only 2 or 3 times in my entire life and I felt disgusting. I am 15 and I don't know what's wrong with me.

Does it mean that I am less sexual or I have less hormone than normal? Yes, I think of girls alot just like other guys but I don't masturbate?
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Why did you feel disgusting about the act?

If you have feelings of shame attached to it by society or a peer group you need to find a way to unplug from this mindset as its not healthy as there is no legitimate reason to feel ashamed for wanting to do and actually doing this natural human act.
 

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masturbation is in boilogical credent terms, a mans way of training his boys. It improves reload time, and in a sense makes it easier for you to produce young. It improves your stock.

If you felt disgusting wanking, will you feel disgusting getting head, or laying a girl?
 

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But think about it: Touching your thing constantly?

Quick question: Do girls masturbate?
 

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Most won't admit it, but I think more do than would admit.

Why not, it feels good.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Porky04

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Hmm, anal sex must too... but I'm not saying you should be gay.

Everyone wanks, its alright mate. Ive tugged 4 times whilst writing this :p



*kidding*
 

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But think about it: Touching your thing constantly?

Quick question: Do girls masturbate?
Well, actually it's not constantly. Just when you masturbate. Else you DO have a problem :crackup:
Actually, something is maybe wrong with you, not wanting to masturbate more. If I were you I'd talk about it to my doctor...

Of course girls do it too. Just look at the huge girls sex toys market!
 

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When I touch my thing it feels really good (just did it reading this to try it). Yea.. it does...
I noe it feels pretty good but touching your thing when you are bored is just weird! I am asian so do you think it has to do with that? I just don't have a habit of touching my thing I guess
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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GaryUranga

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first things first, losen up dude, stop calling it your thing it sounds gay and not normal, 2nd its not socially acceptable to say youre touchign your thing and at the same time and be serious about it :p
 

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Don't think of it as a bad thing in fact it might be a good thing. At least you know you aren't one of those guys that spends valuable time jacking off everyday rather than doing more productive stuff. Besides, it might show you are in more control over your desires. Wouldn't you be rather a guy that thinks about sex all the time (probably most of us) but doesn't have to go to the bathroom every couple hours to jack off to his impulses. Don't let sex be such a big deal.

Maybe it is just me for I don't masturbate. I am not that desperate to do a job for myself that was meant for women to do ;)
 

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Well it isn't bad.

BUT if you have issues about doing it yourself, I'd like to bet you're uptight with girls too.
 

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antidonjuan said:
But think about it: Touching your thing constantly?

Quick question: Do girls masturbate?
Ok, honestly: 99 % of guys masturbate regularly, so no, what you are doing is not normal. It does only good things for you though: It is both physically AND mentally great.

Yes, girls masturbate, despite all the crap they say, they masturbate. At least girls your age masturbate ALOT, my guess is about 70-80 percent, and 100% of girls do it at least once during their lifetime. So yes girls do it less, but trust me, they do it! When I was in tenth grade all the girls in my class admitted to me that they masturbated regularly, not every day like most guys but 1-3 times a week

Of course these numbers change from girl to girl, I know girls that use a dildo EVERY single day and some that just do it once a week, but I have never met a girl who has never masturbated.
 

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dude i'm asian.
asian mother's usually try to implant into you brains ever since we are able to talk, that touching your penis is bad.

My mother constantly told me to never touch my penis and to not play with it.
Of course now i don't listen to that ****, but I think all asian mothers are like this and it might be a deep-rooted problem that started since u were a little boy.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Bonafide

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**** Dude I Masturbate And Still Want ***** The Next Day Dere Is No Cure 4 Me
 

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dude im asian and i masturbate to latina porn. now lemme go have a conversation with henry longfellow :p
 

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Scientists have found that masturbating regularly (or any other type of release for that matter) lowers your risk of developing prostate cancer. So get to work. Or better yet go out and ask the hotties to lend a hand in saving a life. :D
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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