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Master Don Juan
1. "C'mon, Sandy baby, loosen up. You're too tight."
--former Redskins running back John Riggins to Supreme Court Justice Sandra Day O'Connor
2. "Me and every other guy who'll never be what they wanted to be is out there, being what we don't want to be 40 hours a week for life. And the fact that I didn't put a gun to my mouth, you pudding of a woman, makes me a winner!"
--Al Bundy to a female customer on Married, with Children
3. "You're a woman of many parts, *****."
--James Bond to ***** Galore in Goldfinger
4. "I wish that for just one time / You could stand inside my shoes / You'd know what a drag it is / To see you."
--Bob Dylan, "Positively Fourth Street"
5. "You can't leave! All the plants are gonna die!"
--Bill Murray in Stripes
6. "Ever kill anyone? Bet you could tease a man to death without even trying . . . so stop trying."
--Cary Grant to Eva Marie Saint in North by Northwest
7. "We are here to ruin ourselves and to break our hearts and love the wrong people and die. The storybooks are bullsh--. Now I want you to come upstairs with me and get in my bed!"
--Nicolas Cage to Cher in Moonstruck
8. "I know."
--Han Solo, when Princess Leia lets slip an "I love you" in The Empire Strikes Back
9. "It was easy."
--private eye Mike Hammer to the blonde he's just shot, explaining how he found it in his heart to pull the trigger in I, The Jury
10. "All the other girls here are stars. / You are the Northern Lights."
--Josh Ritter, "Kathleen"
11. "I'm looking at you, miss."
--Daniel Day-Lewis in The Last of the Mohicans, when Madeleine Stowe asks what he's looking at
12. "A lady doesn't wander all over the room / And blow on some other guy's dice."
--Frank Sinatra, "Luck Be a Lady"
13. "I'm so turned on I'm even holding in my gas."
--Howard Stern, on his radio show, to a charming female guest
14. "Love is too weak a word for what I feel--I luuurve you, you know, I loave you, I luff you, two f's."
--Woody Allen to Diane Keaton in Annie Hall
15. "What brings you to this nape of the woods--neck of the wape. . . . How come you're here?"
--Chevy Chase to Cindy Morgan in Caddyshack
16. "If you're gonna have the change of life, you gotta do it right now. I'm gonna give you just 30 seconds. Now c'mon and change!"
--Archie Bunker to Edith on All in the Family
17. "Women have choices, and men have responsibilities.'"
--Steve Martin to Mary Steenburgen in Parenthood
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--former Redskins running back John Riggins to Supreme Court Justice Sandra Day O'Connor
2. "Me and every other guy who'll never be what they wanted to be is out there, being what we don't want to be 40 hours a week for life. And the fact that I didn't put a gun to my mouth, you pudding of a woman, makes me a winner!"
--Al Bundy to a female customer on Married, with Children
3. "You're a woman of many parts, *****."
--James Bond to ***** Galore in Goldfinger
4. "I wish that for just one time / You could stand inside my shoes / You'd know what a drag it is / To see you."
--Bob Dylan, "Positively Fourth Street"
5. "You can't leave! All the plants are gonna die!"
--Bill Murray in Stripes
6. "Ever kill anyone? Bet you could tease a man to death without even trying . . . so stop trying."
--Cary Grant to Eva Marie Saint in North by Northwest
7. "We are here to ruin ourselves and to break our hearts and love the wrong people and die. The storybooks are bullsh--. Now I want you to come upstairs with me and get in my bed!"
--Nicolas Cage to Cher in Moonstruck
8. "I know."
--Han Solo, when Princess Leia lets slip an "I love you" in The Empire Strikes Back
9. "It was easy."
--private eye Mike Hammer to the blonde he's just shot, explaining how he found it in his heart to pull the trigger in I, The Jury
10. "All the other girls here are stars. / You are the Northern Lights."
--Josh Ritter, "Kathleen"
11. "I'm looking at you, miss."
--Daniel Day-Lewis in The Last of the Mohicans, when Madeleine Stowe asks what he's looking at
12. "A lady doesn't wander all over the room / And blow on some other guy's dice."
--Frank Sinatra, "Luck Be a Lady"
13. "I'm so turned on I'm even holding in my gas."
--Howard Stern, on his radio show, to a charming female guest
14. "Love is too weak a word for what I feel--I luuurve you, you know, I loave you, I luff you, two f's."
--Woody Allen to Diane Keaton in Annie Hall
15. "What brings you to this nape of the woods--neck of the wape. . . . How come you're here?"
--Chevy Chase to Cindy Morgan in Caddyshack
16. "If you're gonna have the change of life, you gotta do it right now. I'm gonna give you just 30 seconds. Now c'mon and change!"
--Archie Bunker to Edith on All in the Family
17. "Women have choices, and men have responsibilities.'"
--Steve Martin to Mary Steenburgen in Parenthood
add your quotes here peeps