"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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No Heavy Lifting

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I had my appendix out about a week ago via keyhole surgery (yeah, great Christmas/NY!) and am almost at the point now where I can move freely again without any painkillers. Before I left the hospital, the surgeon told me "No Heavy Lifting" for a month or I'll risk a hernia.

Now, I'm not going to be doing squats/deads starting monday, but what do you guys think about more upper body exercises - mainly bench, tricep & bicep, upper back, shoulders, etc. ie. What do you think the limit would be? Should I go for (eg.) 50% weight for the first few weeks?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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MikeBrown30

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Maximum 50% (maybe less), until the month is up. Why take the risk of having something serious happen to you? Would you rather take an extra month to achieve your goals, or lift heavy now and something seriously bad happen, and not be able to lift ever again?
 

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The reason why your doc said that is because heavy lifting increases intra-abdominal pressure. When you lift something heavy (to you), you strain, hold your breath, or grunt; and this causes a momentary pressure increase in your abdominal cavity to stabilize your core for the task. With a recent insult (surgery) to the tissues, straining can cause a loop of organ tissue to push through the surgical incision.

Wait a month before any heavy lifting. Use ~50-60% of your max for reps.
 

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I'd say still squat and deadlift, BUT EXTREMELY light, just so you don't get out of the groove
 

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switch to machines for a little bit. This way you can atleast maintain your tone.

to increase recovery

eat more protein, vitamin A, zinc, Vitamin C, and as well i believe its magnesium.


those sshould help with tissue healing.
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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CaptainJ

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Zaraza said:
switch to machines for a little bit. This way you can atleast maintain your tone.
LOL Biggest load of bullsh1t I've ever read
 
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You shouldn't be doing any lifting for a month.

If you've been lifting for at least several years, you develop muscle memory and will regain your strength and size relatively quickly.

I had pneumonia because I was a dumbass and took a boxing match while I had the flu. I couldn't workout for 2 months. I lost a lot of size. I got my muscle back after 3 weeks.
 

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Don't be dumb man. If the doc says no heavy lifting for a month then stop lifting for a month. It isn't worth getting hurt over. You do have muscle memory and will regain your previous strength much quicker than it took to get where you are now. Just continue to eat clean.
 

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Thanks for the input guys. I did do 1 light session earlier in the week, but I think I might give it another full week before I try another light session. For now I'll stick to low impact cardio - eg. Lots of walking.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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I just had mine done a couple of days ago. man that was the most painful thing I've had in years! plus the residual gas attack was a killer. it nearly burst and it couldve been much, MUCH worse!

You are lucky. Mine was so complicated I had to stay for another week. My recovery is at least 6-8 weeks before lifting anything at all. Walking is the only thing I am allowed to do for those. I am still walking like an old japanese man.

Find something else to do for now. Meditate if you have to. watch DJ movies or fitness videos as long you use it for knowledge and motivation rather than to pump you up to a point where you sneak off to the gym.

Dont ever, EVER be impatient. if you give yourself hernia you will never forgive yourself.
 
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