"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Nintendo's new controller to change gaming?

Joe The Homophobe

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"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Wow looks cool. If Nintendo can manage to get enough third party support and good games released soon enough (which seems to be a challenge for the company) I'll probably buy one. I just hope it's not too difficult for game designers to take advantage of the controller.
 

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Looks fun, but apparently it's not going over well at E3 because it's not really something that you can pick up quickly.

I think the Wii will do well, but not nearly as well as the ps3 or the 360. Or even the current gen gamecube for that matter.

Especially since the graphics are about equivelent to the current gen xbox and the bizarre gaming features.
 

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It's a revolution in that it's setting the stage for real innovation.

The 360-PS3 controllers look like something out of the 80s/90s
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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