"The Kiss of Death Mistake"

You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?

Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.

One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.

Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.

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Nintendo Revolution

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Just curious how many of you guys saw the video on the Nintendo controller
http://media.cube.ign.com/articles/651/651334/vids_1.html

Haha, Nintendos done it agian. This thing has so many possibilites, its nuts. We can see old school games like Punch out, Metroid, Zelda in a diffrent light. This thing looks like it can own the fps market fer sure. Well Vive La Revolution.

A closer look at the controller
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:RevolutionController.jpg
The revolution specs.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nintendo_revolution
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Yeah I saw it a few weeks ago.. It looks very weird to me. But, I got out of consoles after the 64 so I don't really care what it looks like..
 

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I think Nintendo has to stop trying to live off of it's 8-bit games. Don't get me wrong, I loved those games. I actually have a flash cart for the GBA that I have about 250 NES games loaded onto(yes, I can play old school nintendo games on the game boy advance hahaha). But they need to seriously develop some great NEW games.

As for the new controller thing...well, anyone remember the power glove? How popular was that? I don't know why they're into the whole motion thing right now. The DS handheld has a touchscreen which IMO is pretty gay. I mean, how fun can it really be to touch a touchscreen or wave your controller in front of the screen like a retard. They just seem like gimmicks that will get old really fast. Gamers want quality games and consoles, not cheesy amusement park-type gimmicks.
 

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Originally posted by italostud
I think Nintendo has to stop trying to live off of it's 8-bit games. Don't get me wrong, I loved those games. I actually have a flash cart for the GBA that I have about 250 NES games loaded onto(yes, I can play old school nintendo games on the game boy advance hahaha). But they need to seriously develop some great NEW games.

As for the new controller thing...well, anyone remember the power glove? How popular was that? I don't know why they're into the whole motion thing right now. The DS handheld has a touchscreen which IMO is pretty gay. I mean, how fun can it really be to touch a touchscreen or wave your controller in front of the screen like a retard. They just seem like gimmicks that will get old really fast. Gamers want quality games and consoles, not cheesy amusement park-type gimmicks.
I wholeheartedly agree.
 

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yeah, even thier new games are usually remakes of the old games... and the old games that are really, really really good they can't get the rights to (MGS, FF)...


I would like to see a couple of games remade however:


general Cahos (Sega Genesis)
Ultra Beast (Sega Genesis)
Streets of RAge (Sega Genesis)
Excitebike (Nintendo)
Parasite Eve (PSone)
Double Dribble (Nintendo)
Tecmo Bowl (Nintendo... really I just want to hear the tecmo bowl intro song again, i still have it in my head)
The Original In the Zone (PSone.. whoever remakes this basketball game could make a lot of money, to this day still my favorate basketball game to play, and you can't play a season, do trades, and they pronunce everyones name wrong.. the gameplay is THAT fun)
Reloaded (PSone)


And finally, stop trying to be "revloutionary" nintendo, and remake just give us what everyone wants.. a remake of all of the Super Marios in 3-D... What the **** was super mirio Sunshine?

You know how many people would buy a remade version of Super Mario 2 / 3 in 3-D with todays graphics?
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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They did remake Excitebike, for N64. Go download the rom and play it, it's sort of fun. Anyways, I don't like the new controllers. But I haven't played anything since n64. I think I want to grab a gamecube just for the Zelda game, Windwalker. I think I also want the new Zelda game for the handheld system, I don't even know what it's called.

Goddamnit, I love Zelda

edit: anyone play the old school RPGs for snes? Chrono Trigger, Secret of Mana, etc. I just started getting into it, since I downloaded the ROMs. Good shiat.
 

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Originally posted by DrMetallica
They did remake Excitebike, for N64. Go download the rom and play it, it's sort of fun. Anyways, I don't like the new controllers. But I haven't played anything since n64. I think I want to grab a gamecube just for the Zelda game, Windwalker. I think I also want the new Zelda game for the handheld system, I don't even know what it's called.

Goddamnit, I love Zelda

edit: anyone play the old school RPGs for snes? Chrono Trigger, Secret of Mana, etc. I just started getting into it, since I downloaded the ROMs. Good shiat.
If you're talking about Zelda: the minish cap, I have that rom on my flashcart too(750mb flashcart :)). Awesome game.
 

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The problem with Nintendo is their lack of variety of games like Sony and Microsoft have. Ever since the 64, too many 'kiddie' games have been coming out. Don't get me wrong, I LOVE Nintendo but that's the truth.
 
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The controller is interesting, but again it depends on how game developers utilize it. I'd like to see what kind of crazy ideas developers come up with.
 

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Ummm... get two of those badboys and give me a mechwarrior game :D.

Or 2 of them and a boxing game. That would be tight.

I think the possibiities are much more limited if you only have one controller. But yeah. FPS are gonna rock, and this thing can basically act like a mouse, so the RTS market might open up to Nintendo.

But wouldn't your arm eventually get tired moving that thing around? Or what if I'm sick and want to chill and play videogames. Or what of I'm in a cramped space. I'm gonna be knocking over my drink with this thing.

But yeah, I hope its not another powerglove. It looks a lot more promising.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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I got out of consoles after 64 and have been going all computer. I think its my love of RTS and MMORPG (did someone say everquest...well everquest 2) that will never let me go back to console.
I used to have the orginal mario and all the old school games. But I was young when it came out so I don't remember it to much, but I think I would be borred to fast of it.
 

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Originally posted by italostud
I think Nintendo has to stop trying to live off of it's 8-bit games. Don't get me wrong, I loved those games. I actually have a flash cart for the GBA that I have about 250 NES games loaded onto(yes, I can play old school nintendo games on the game boy advance hahaha). But they need to seriously develop some great NEW games.

As for the new controller thing...well, anyone remember the power glove? How popular was that? I don't know why they're into the whole motion thing right now. The DS handheld has a touchscreen which IMO is pretty gay. I mean, how fun can it really be to touch a touchscreen or wave your controller in front of the screen like a retard. They just seem like gimmicks that will get old really fast. Gamers want quality games and consoles, not cheesy amusement park-type gimmicks.
Oh man I hope this thing isn't a gimmick, It seems revolutionary: control of 3d space, instant point and click action and ect. If they try to compete with Sony and Microsoft head to head, I think Nintendo would be destroyed.
 

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i mean its nice and everything....just not compatition for the xbox..long live Bill gates....lol...dont hate because hes rich!
 

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im a gamer, and altho my last system was the sega genesis, and i have a limited gameboy collection (and cant find my gameboy) i have been a subscriber to nintendo since about volume 140 .. aah exactly volume 140 and soon as i get some money im gonna go out and buy the games i like, right now spartan warrior looks amazing, and all the prince of persia, yes some are on pc, but its a single player experience so ill stick to the console. and yeah with wi-fi probably extending to consoles too, oh man, consoles will live forever.
 

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sony got it right...

They didn't focus on the graphics of the system as much as they did the games that you could play on the new system... PSone was still in my opinion the best Console of it's time?? How good? There are games that I STILL play to this day, bad graphics and all, on my PS2.. Parasite Eve, Crono Trigger, Resident Evil 2, MGS, etc.
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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I prefer good graphics to game play in my opinion playstation isnt that good, i havnt enjoyed console games since the n64 and that had the best graphics at that time

N64 owned the psone my friends even left they psone to play my n64 at that time.

The revolution i think would be a good console and will have the better graphics than the 360 or ps3. even though nintendo dont have as much games nintendo still knows how to make fun games, ps and microsoft is more focused on quantity than quality.
 

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i doubt i'll be buying another console to play vids on. Pricing and payments have gotten too be too much. though you will be able to download movies and music on the PS3 and the xbox, which gives them some value, I can't really see my self purchising another nintendo product to play games from when I was 8 (wow i'm really aging myself there) unless i have kids or something which is a bit down the line. The controller is nice but my gaming days to keep me out of trouble will be limited when I get a serious career going in Miami.
 
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