"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Nightmare experience

zinc4

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Banged a girl with no condom got a cut on my **** from too much sex lately...literally...turns out she was on her period didn't ****ibg tell me....this was right after a great blow job that took my limp **** problems away until I started ****ing her hard the most god awful stench u could ever I.agine came out...

This was worse than any yeast infection or anything...the smell was so bad I jumped up abd screamed oh my god! Are u infected or something? She started freaking out and I ran to the bathroom abd quickly dumped shampoo all over myself to get the stebchniff I had to shower abd was three time before the smell was gone no joke.

She got up abd left all embarrassed. My god this was horrible.

It really made me realize sex is actually kind of disgusting ifbu think about it....I have craved it so much but.my god if every girl u ever meet at one time or another has smelled like that is she really even attractive anymore???? I don't think I'll ever be able to see thus chick again..... It was that bad...her face will always be associated with that Smell.

Which makes me further realizebtgerws no such thing as a real HB 10, 9 or 8.....not ifbybey all can smell like that..... Mist disgusting t thing I've ever encountered in my life.

I mean ****....its really all just an illusion I realize...desiring sex with hot chicks and having them swoon after u...just one bug illusion..... Its nothing special besides an ego boost...u can jerk off and feel just as good.... Maybe even better....

I might just get a nice subserviant gf abd judge her personality more than her looks....of course still can't have a mediocre looking chick though...but the strong desire for the typical trophy chick is waning big time after thus...they all freaking stink and do disgusting things...

God, imagine bring married to a chick like that and one day she pulls a major stinker during sex and u are forced to lay in bed with her after that....holy crap...
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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zinc4 said:
Banged a girl with no condom got a cut on my **** from too much sex lately...literally...turns out she was on her period didn't ****ibg tell me....this was right after a great blow job that took my limp **** problems away until I started ****ing her hard the most god awful stench u could ever I.agine came out...

This was worse than any yeast infection or anything...the smell was so bad I jumped up abd screamed oh my god! Are u infected or something? She started freaking out and I ran to the bathroom abd quickly dumped shampoo all over myself to get the stebchniff I had to shower abd was three time before the smell was gone no joke.

She got up abd left all embarrassed. My god this was horrible.

It really made me realize sex is actually kind of disgusting ifbu think about it....I have craved it so much but.my god if every girl u ever meet at one time or another has smelled like that is she really even attractive anymore???? I don't think I'll ever be able to see thus chick again..... It was that bad...her face will always be associated with that Smell.

Which makes me further realizebtgerws no such thing as a real HB 10, 9 or 8.....not ifbybey all can smell like that..... Mist disgusting t thing I've ever encountered in my life.

I mean ****....its really all just an illusion I realize...desiring sex with hot chicks and having them swoon after u...just one bug illusion..... Its nothing special besides an ego boost...u can jerk off and feel just as good.... Maybe even better....

I might just get a nice subserviant gf abd judge her personality more than her looks....of course still can't have a mediocre looking chick though...but the strong desire for the typical trophy chick is waning big time after thus...they all freaking stink and do disgusting things...

God, imagine bring married to a chick like that and one day she pulls a major stinker during sex and u are forced to lay in bed with her after that....holy crap...
***** stinks mate that's the way it is , sex is dirty I will never eat girl out ***** stinks full stop
 

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This wasn't a normal stink...it was like a fishy smelling skunk crawled up on top of me and sprayed me everywhere.
 

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zinc4 said:
Sex is actually kind of disgusting ifbu think about it....
I always thought it was overrated. Unless she is a 9 AND you have had Oneitis for her AND she is good in bed, it's normally disappointing to me.
 

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The thing about this is that their smell does change owing to time of the month. Also, when a chick hasn't been laid for a while and then she orgasms, she has a particularly strong scent - like a back-log of juices. And yeah, it can be quite over-powering.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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