"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Chosen1

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What do you do if you can't get into a night club i'm just 20 years old and sometimes you want to go to a nightclub or some bootcamp exercises require you to go to a night club but I can't do i go to anoter venue or fake it til i make it
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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scott44

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First of all, you need to study English... Learn the use of punctuation, and how to fix run-on sentences. Then, go get yourself a motherfvcking fake ID.
 

RaWBLooD

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All ages clubs ?
You can usually get into some small bars to play pool or somethin.
stuff like that.
 

JaguarMike

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I'm 19 and can get into clubs without dropping names, using fake ID's, and paying bouncers.

-I have plenty of novelty ID's that scan :moon:

-I know 2 nightclub owner's :cheer:

-I know how to pay bouncers :rock:

But listen, I hardly ever have to pull out those cards. Be slick, dress well, find a venue where it is 18 and over both male and female and GET THERE EARLY. The later it gets the less likely the bouncers are going to just let you in there... why? Because you can't pay the bartenders cash for alcohol. They aren't being mean, they're being smart. Why let in twenty 18-20 year olds who might take the girls away when you can let in twenty 21+ who will buy girls drinks, drink themselves, and most likely get shot down, thus making the girls remain.

Club owners think of us like cattle, because guess what, once we step onto the block of the club, we are cattle . Think like they do, and really realize what's going on, and you'll be fine.
 
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