"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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nick on skin of penis without having lube?

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Is it possible to have a nick on skin of penis while wearing condom? If I don't put lube my penis, while wearing condom. My skin become dry, wrinkle hence it can break.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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picard said:
Is it possible to have a nick on skin of penis while wearing condom? If I don't put lube my penis, while wearing condom. My skin become dry, wrinkle hence it can break.
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I think its from all that dishwashing soap you've been using to clean yourself.
 
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brucevangeorge said:
I think its from all that dishwashing soap you've been using to clean yourself.
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I was kidding about dishwashing soap in other thread.

As for McGyver, why don't you go shove your head up where sun doesn't shine? people like you make this forum deteriorate into women hating cesspool.
 
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I was kidding about dishwashing soap in other thread.

As for McGyver, why don't you go shove your head up where sun doesn't shine? people like you make this forum deteriorate into women hating cesspool.
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I was making joke. I know you were kidding.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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